Banae. Cytonnaires watatombwa mpaka blisters zitoke. Beware of suave men in ill fitting suits accompanied by slay queens masquerading as corporate ladies engaged in sales and marketing for some abnormally high return investments that they can’t explain to you in a coherent manner within 2 minutes of meeting. Mido cras ni maji gani hio mnakunywanga mnakuwa wajinga hivi. Eti ukae kwa ofisi niende nihustle nikuletee returns za over 10% wewe kazi ni kunipea tuu capital? Can’t be me. Tombweni kabisa. Look who is cryi g and laughing now. https://nation.africa/kenya/business/investors-cry-foul-as-real-estate-firm-cytonn-puts-assets-on-sale-3969902
Finyaaa!
This kijiji predicted with pinpoint accuracy that Cytonn was a long con.
Tuendelee kuchanuana Wadau.
We were literally laughed out of town for pointing out the long con.
Citam, Cytonn, Centum – hizi majina zina-confuse investors.
I once recommended a friend to invest in Centum alafu akaenda Citam.
My theory is they pick names with similar syllables to other established investment companies confuse investors.
Wacha wafinywe makeii hadi zitoe maji. I don’t pity middle class wajuajis who can’t think critically.
Hii Kanairo you pay for being stupid…in cash. Hii ni stupidity tax wanalipa.
Mtu hufai kujiita investor kama hujui ni nini au wapi unainvest pesa yako. Unafaa kujiita jina kamili; ng’ombe ya pembe kubwa. Ujinga gani huu unaambiwa uende centum unaenda citam?
Kutana nao wakikunywa counterfeit whisky in the so called lounges wakiongea swanglish uwambie waache umeffi. They can even call the police on you. Wanajionanga wamefika hakuna kitu unaweza kuwambia.
I think I am too ambitious kupea mtu pesa yangu ati anifanyie investment. All for what? A return of 12%. Nooooo! Saa hii Niko na ideas burning within me nikapata pesa I would rather risk it myself kuliko nipee mtu amevaa suti imeshine kama mabati ya Dumuzas. Wacha ikunywe maji while experimenting my stupid ideas kuliko Dande and other charlatans wasonge nayo.
They are the same people buying apartments and being shafted through service charge. Unaona mtu amenunua apartment 15M pesa inatosha kununua quarter an acre kwa controlled area na kujenga mansion. The same person akifika 50 it hits him hawezi retire kwa apartment. Niliambia my siblings nikiwahi buy apartment wanipeleke Mathare Hospital.
What do you mean by you can’t retire in an apartment?
And why are you not for apartments?
There are several moving parts as far as apartments are concerned. Noisy kids, drunk neighbours, whoring neighbours, thieving resident association officials, arthritis etc. The odds are stacked against you as a senior citizen. But kila nyani na starehe zake. It can’t be me. This is where I will retire. I am already working on it
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Wajinga ndio Wali. Wao.
John Githaka yule wa Fountain Enterprises Programme alienda wapi?
Kenyans don’t learn
“Siwezi nyumba iko kwa hewa” - What a Bukusu friend of mine used to say about apartments.
Monopolistic markets Structure.
Anything offplan is a scam
Ile arrogance na impunity Cytonn iko nayo towards investors, sitashangaa huyu msee akilambishwa mbegu
Chonjo Mdau.
Hata mimi hapa nafanya hivo pale Kangocho…
Mondays afternoon ndio nitakua naingia Kanairo.
Nakagua mirandi na kucheza golf mpaka Wednesday.
Wednesday jioni naambia driver arundishe mimi nyumbani.
Rest of the week ni kurelax, nakagua shamba la kahawa, avocado na all sorts of mifugo.
Over the weekend ni just CS and giving back to the society.
Peace, quiet and very fresh air.