'Dating' a kunguru

kalifa

Village Elder
#1
So I met this young lady on a dating site sometime back. We agreed on a price (of course as a kenyan I negotiated to the lowest possible price). After doing thorough investigation work on her via the net that would put the CSI crew to shame, I invited her to my place. The lady came in some tight jeans which showed off her nice big ass. I'm sure many necks were broken that day. I invited her in, offered her something to eat. She refused ofcourse with the typical reply of 'niko sawa'. Talked to her a bit, connected her phone to my wifi ajibambe kiasi. After awhile nikaona ata shinda kwa net so i told her we go to my room. After some caressing, some kissing (of course not kwa lips, sitaki aibu za herpes) nikaweka cd mpangoni and reached threshold. Afterwards maringo ikaiisha, she ate the food i offered her earlier, i paid and she went. So now two days later she begins texting she wants to meet again. So we arranged a meet the following week. She came, nikafikisha threshold as recommended by the good doctor. This time i noticed she wasn't asking for money so i just gave her fare to compensate her for the money she used to come with and for her trip back. I enjoyed this arrangement for awhile. That, my friends is how i dated a kunguru until.......... To Be Continued.
 
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Idias

Village Elder
#3
@kalifa always remember, theres nothing free in this world EVER!Esp from a kunguru Utajua Hujui ! awaiting the hekaya soon. keenly following.
the gifts will keep coming like an irish lepricon
 

kalifa

Village Elder
#10
@kalifa always remember, theres nothing free in this world EVER!Esp from a kunguru Utajua Hujui ! awaiting the hekaya soon. keenly following.
the gifts will keep coming like an irish lepricon
Seems like you are speaking from experience. But it's true, theres nothing for free in this world
 
#13
So I met this young lady on a dating site sometime back. We agreed on a price (of course as a kenyan I negotiated to the lowest possible price). After doing thorough investigation work on her via the net that would put the CSI crew to shame, I invited her to my place. The lady came in some tight jeans which showed off her nice big ass. I'm sure many necks were broken that day. I invited her in, offered her something to eat. She refused ofcourse with the typical reply of 'niko sawa'. Talked to her a bit, connected her phone to my wifi ajibambe kiasi. After awhile nikaona ata shinda kwa net so i told her we go to my room. After some caressing, some kissing (of course not kwa lips, sitaki aibu za herpes) nikaweka cd mpangoni and reached threshold mara tatu. Afterwards maringo ikaiisha, she ate the food i offered her earlier, i paid and she went. So now two days later she begins texting she wants to meet again. So we arranged a meet the following week. She came, nikafikisha threshold X3 as recommended by the good doctor. This time i noticed she wasn't asking for money so i just gave her fare to compensate her for the money she used to come with and for her trip back. I enjoyed this arrangement for awhile. That, my friends is how i dated a kunguru until.......... To Be Continued.
Hii umama ya kilimani mum peleka uko
 

Claire

Village Elder
#15
Educate a brother on this lexicon.
6) Threshold
noun
The standard number of shots a talker is expected to give during muclimbano.
See also: Seven
First use: @rollout
60) Seven, 7
Noun
KTalk magic number. The Threshold. The minimum shots a talker is expected to dish to a
pussyholder. The minimum dicksize of talkers.
First use: @rollout, 2016
https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/ktalk-lexicon.23435/
 

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