Dating Again

I have recently found myself on the dating scene after what seems like a lifetime. The last time I was being wooed by now my ex, at the end of a particulary fun evening. He took me home and kissed the back of my hand. . .lets just say that coupled with other small romantic gestures, mimi na miguu yangu mwenyewe nilijipeleka kwa box na nikajifungia ndani. Fast foward to today, I feel tired of the thought of going on a date. From no show, to being the third wheel (the guy and his phone and me), kuomba “vitu” hata kikombe ya kahawa sijamaliza. Then ya leo imepita mizizi. Eti since wkend kutakuwa hectic we ought to book ourselves a hotel here in Nairobi and relax. Never mind that we both live in Nairobi. Is that normal behavior???
Lakini I want to thank the guys for picking up restaurant bills otherwise if I had paid for any of those dates, ningekuwa nafeel kama mjinga.
There is no photographic evidence, when on a date my phone is on silent mode and in my bag.

kuomba “vitu” hata kikombe ya kahawa sijamaliza.
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thirst is real

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AS NAIROBILAYS ASSISTANT MY CONCLUSION.

HUYU NI MTU WA TUREDIO AKA ELECTRONICS4U AMEUNDA HANDLE YA DEM HATA HIO ENGLISH NI YAKE.

SO TUMECHOKA MAWINGU YAMETANDA. :slight_smile:

Sasa hii mambo yote inatuhusu aje??

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Huyo jamaa anaomba vitu gani na sukari na kijiko zilikuwa hapo? Maybe this thirst inaharibia majamaa chances. Keep trying though.

Yenyewe, if you knu that you in this game ,si mkome tu tafasari !!

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hii simu ya mugono ni lasima iombewe

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I only have one handle @uwesmake only one.

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mpe vitu

ULIJUAJE MI ni UWESMAKE KAMA WEWE Ni VILLAGER ,WE NI ELECTRONICS

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There is no photographic evidence, when on a date my phone is on silent mode and in my bag.
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Wise men always question why you would keep your phone on silent kama you were not hiding anything and the fact that your phone is on silent is a sure sign of a decietful ,lying and eventually cheating whore so you might as well treat them as such by doing your best to Shag them Tonight while you can still see them.
You sell yourself Cheap,you get treated Cheap!..(Mhenga @Ka-Buda 2015)

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@ol monk what for?

@kabuda I have read your posts ever since Kenyanlist. Considering the mess that is your life, I expect you to keep your loud mouth shut.

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Welcome to the dating scene…where a man calls you in a club at 10 on a Friday…drunk on a second date

PS:Kindly try over 30 …kwenda juu

My life might be a mess but im not the one the one looking for love on cheap dates.! One date with me and its not just your phone that will be on mute!.. You better remember my name Baby-Girl; you will be screaming it later…

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I like it when a woman knows, when to keep her phone aside when on a date!

Lakini you owe us a story, what happened with your ex?

Really, ? Smh

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@MaryJane can I drill you

Jaro soja its late u know…:wink:

Wise men always question why you would keep your phone on silent kama you were not hiding anything and the fact that your phone is on silent is a sure sign of a decietful ,lying and eventually cheating whore so you might as well treat them as such by doing your best to Shag them Tonight while you can still see them.
You sell yourself Cheap,you get treated Cheap!..(Mhenga @Ka-Buda 2015)
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Ai boss hapa umeniangusha. Ever been to a date with a lady whose phone is glued to her hand? She will keep on chatting n take pics of the meal and rarely look at you. Especially hawa wa generation yetu. I never go back for a second date. Unaenda na mtu park n she spends all her time taking selfies na wanyama kwa background mkitoka hata hawezi kukuambia character moja ya fisi yet it was written therefor her to read n the tour guid was explaining stuff. So lets give credit to @MaryJane for acting out respectful on a date

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Keeping the phone on silent mode is a sign of courtesy and respect. It’s not cool when you cannot have a decent conversation with someone just coz they are on their phone. Such a date shows that they are not serious with you, they’re not paying attention to the conversation. It’s downright rude.