Death Wish

The average Kenyan bonobo has a death wish. Kama hufanyi kazi kwa club na ulienda dunda jana ama leo, you have successfully passed the bonobo test with flying colors and you should probably have your brain checked (Hii najua imeguza a good number of you and I expect some bitter comments for telling you the truth). If you live within a 100km radius from Nairobi CBD na ulihappen jana ama leo, you are the proverbial bonobo people talk about. You already know that NBI is the local ground zero/epicenter for this virus. In 2 weeks, some of you will regret that dumb decision you made yesterday or today. Mtajua kwa nini kuku ni ndege lakini samaki sio meli.

  • 7 symptomatic reported cases according to GoK and under quarantine
  • How many unreported symptomatic cases??? (Probably at home feeling unwell, or coughing while moving around not sure whether they have it or not)
  • How many asymptomatic and unreported cases??? (This is the most dangerous group)

People are dying like flies in Italy while bonobos are partying like rockstars.

Wako club. Ngoja ujibiwe asubuhi

:meffi::meffi:

Si corona ikipita na bonobo za death wish zote kutabaki ubonobo umepungua ?

Bonobo zikipata hii kitu it increases the risk of non-bonobos kupata. That is the problem. The more people have it, the harder it is to escape if you don’t have it and live in that general area. For example, you can’t live for long without getting it if many people in your neighborhood have it. Hata ukiobserve all safety methods. Imagine for example, if your local butcher gets it and is asymptomatic. Wewe utaendea nyama yako na urudi quarantine but your health depends on his health too - if you buy meat enough times, you will get it too.

Kesho bonobo zitaipata pale kwa makanisa

Ndio huyo Joe Muchiri. He has posted it 2 minutes ago.

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There is hope though. Conspiracy theorists are suggesting that covid 19 is prevalent where malaria isn’t. A few hours ago Trump proposed the use of chloroquine and its derivatives to treat covid-19 citing encouraging results. I have a feeling that they will find a cure soon if they havent already.

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