devil is not a boy(in greek)

Finally alijipa,i had been chasing this coomer for a long time n finally siku ilihappen kufika,i showed saitan the middle finger n told him aiweke kwa safe to always be checking on it anytime he would think of screwing me,being on a holiday,muhindi alikua ametuachilia mapema,nkampigia na kuelewana akitoka job kitu six(alikua watchie/or should i put it in a romantic way,alikua soja) atanipigia nmpee direction.since i was not planning on kumpeleka kwangu,i rushed home,freshened up and mm huyoo,started dancing my way kwenda kubook a room,as i left my one bedroom apartment in zimmerman,nkaona nkaa mvua inataka kuanguka bt since that i was going to see canaan,i didnt bother with it,mm uyoooo,
I started picturing her,lightskin n just okay in height.that day nlipitia kwa jamaa wa butcher nkamshow atengeneze ka nusu na aweke kafilifili kwa umbaliiiii,then mm uyo to the pick up point,at exactly 6,nlikua base…
FFWD kendu 15 minutes nkajua ako ready na about kitoka since lazima ange freshen up.Nkaamua acha nmpigie nione ka ametoka ndo nijue vile ntafeast,contact kwa simu mbio mbio then just before nipate jinake,mwaaaaah,mvua…it fell with such might nlidhani n mama mboga amenimwagia maji hadi nkatupa simu chini,kabla niifikir,iko kwa mtaro n not just mtaro,kwa sewage,i looked up n instead ya kuona heavens beckoning,i saw saitan giving me back the middle finger na kunishow,dont even keep it,i have several,so here i am,stuck kwa mvua,with loads of shit kwa mkono(cz hakuna vile ningeacha simu)rained n still on a dryspell,what more evidence do i need to NGOMA TI KIHII

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When it rains, it pours

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Ngoma ti @Kihii Kiaganu kana @Kairitu Kega ona kana @isabella
Devil is not the above mentioned

ama kweli “defo is not raira”

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These things are arranged by satan!

Kama huyo soja anafanana hivi, usimuache

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Hehehr… siku moja nitawahadithia hekaya ya majuu…vile niliitwa French goat

Itabidi

Eh, siku ipi hiyo mkubwa?

hii ya juzi tu

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Hehe. Manze pole lakini sio fiti kuslice watchie. Muhindi atakufukuza site

Huyu ni wa coop bank Aga khan walk

Ukiweka hii najua hekaya ni fake.
Kwani since Ole Weru started posting hekayas with pili pili kwa umbali sasa imekuwa taste ya kila mtu?

Great 4 sex.

Naona imeandikwa Kimathi branch

Haraka sana bro.