Back in 2017 hapo , this famous church started in Thika .
The church was located chini kidogo past mathais supermarket , ilikuwa opposite ile chupa kubwa ya Coke huwa hapo mama ngina garden..... It was a godown turned church .....
Why was it famous ?
Ok let's start from there , rumour spread like bushfire ikanifikia , navile napenda uhondo na mushene nikaamua nikifike nijionee na macho .....
Rumour was the church was for youths n those who are elite enough , no dress code , new attendants get a bahasha ,mmmmmmmh ,, after church kulikuwa na performance ya gospel artist , underground n rising .......
Sunday kufika , nikapiga lukuu ungethania naenda meeting pale sagana mkutano ya BBI niguzishwe zangu 5k ........
Kufika kwa mlango ya church , this old lady with black robes extends her hand to great me , kunisalimia ananivuta ananipa hug ingine noma aki , then a Judas kiss , nakwambia perfume Ni ile u get an erection walai .....
A lady with short mini and nice thighs approaches and directs me to an empty sit .... She is among other ushers who are dressed in black robes too ..... The hall is filled ile mbaya , Mimi Niko kiti ya nyuma near the door , kikiumana nisepee , the pastor looks like a Congolese offi olominde band member, nwele amekaranga alafu amedunga a polo shirt , tight jeans, alafu nikama makeup iko exaggerated Kama yeff koinange .......
He is eloquent in English , hakuna those boring songs in yah church , hapo muziki ilikuwa Ni ya don moen na sadaka tuliwekewa ile ya will pozee Fulani.......
Sadaka tunainua juu , then this beautiful thighlicious ushers pass ,wakichukua unapigwa hug akiiiiii , wuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, was in heaven bila kujua .......
I remember the man of God asking niwangapi mafans wa Chelsea , then wa arsenal n so forth ...... Waaaah after the preaching , "diamond platnumz" a fake one comes to the altar dressed like a rock musician dressed in leather n jeans ...... The dancers shake the booty akiiii , weeeeeeeeeh
The church was located chini kidogo past mathais supermarket , ilikuwa opposite ile chupa kubwa ya Coke huwa hapo mama ngina garden..... It was a godown turned church .....
Why was it famous ?
Ok let's start from there , rumour spread like bushfire ikanifikia , navile napenda uhondo na mushene nikaamua nikifike nijionee na macho .....
Rumour was the church was for youths n those who are elite enough , no dress code , new attendants get a bahasha ,mmmmmmmh ,, after church kulikuwa na performance ya gospel artist , underground n rising .......
Sunday kufika , nikapiga lukuu ungethania naenda meeting pale sagana mkutano ya BBI niguzishwe zangu 5k ........
Kufika kwa mlango ya church , this old lady with black robes extends her hand to great me , kunisalimia ananivuta ananipa hug ingine noma aki , then a Judas kiss , nakwambia perfume Ni ile u get an erection walai .....
A lady with short mini and nice thighs approaches and directs me to an empty sit .... She is among other ushers who are dressed in black robes too ..... The hall is filled ile mbaya , Mimi Niko kiti ya nyuma near the door , kikiumana nisepee , the pastor looks like a Congolese offi olominde band member, nwele amekaranga alafu amedunga a polo shirt , tight jeans, alafu nikama makeup iko exaggerated Kama yeff koinange .......
He is eloquent in English , hakuna those boring songs in yah church , hapo muziki ilikuwa Ni ya don moen na sadaka tuliwekewa ile ya will pozee Fulani.......
Sadaka tunainua juu , then this beautiful thighlicious ushers pass ,wakichukua unapigwa hug akiiiiii , wuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, was in heaven bila kujua .......
I remember the man of God asking niwangapi mafans wa Chelsea , then wa arsenal n so forth ...... Waaaah after the preaching , "diamond platnumz" a fake one comes to the altar dressed like a rock musician dressed in leather n jeans ...... The dancers shake the booty akiiii , weeeeeeeeeh
