Back in 2017 hapo , this famous church started in Thika .
The church was located chini kidogo past mathais supermarket , ilikuwa opposite ile chupa kubwa ya Coke huwa hapo mama ngina garden… It was a godown turned church …
Why was it famous ?
Ok let’s start from there , rumour spread like bushfire ikanifikia , navile napenda uhondo na mushene nikaamua nikifike nijionee na macho …
Rumour was the church was for youths n those who are elite enough , no dress code , new attendants get a bahasha ,mmmmmmmh , after church kulikuwa na performance ya gospel artist , underground n rising …
Sunday kufika , nikapiga lukuu ungethania naenda meeting pale sagana mkutano ya BBI niguzishwe zangu 5k …
Kufika kwa mlango ya church , this old lady with black robes extends her hand to great me , kunisalimia ananivuta ananipa hug ingine noma aki , then a Judas kiss , nakwambia perfume Ni ile u get an erection walai …
A lady with short mini and nice thighs approaches and directs me to an empty sit … She is among other ushers who are dressed in black robes too … The hall is filled ile mbaya , Mimi Niko kiti ya nyuma near the door , kikiumana nisepee , the pastor looks like a Congolese offi olominde band member, nwele amekaranga alafu amedunga a polo shirt , tight jeans, alafu nikama makeup iko exaggerated Kama yeff koinange …
He is eloquent in English , hakuna those boring songs in yah church , hapo muziki ilikuwa Ni ya don moen na sadaka tuliwekewa ile ya will pozee Fulani…
Sadaka tunainua juu , then this beautiful thighlicious ushers pass ,wakichukua unapigwa hug akiiiiii , wuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, was in heaven bila kujua …
I remember the man of God asking niwangapi mafans wa Chelsea , then wa arsenal n so forth … Waaaah after the preaching , “diamond platnumz” a fake one comes to the altar dressed like a rock musician dressed in leather n jeans … The dancers shake the booty akiiii , weeeeeeeeeh