Diasporans _Huduma Chieth

News & Politics
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Fellow Kenyans living in the Diaspora, I am pleased to inform you that the #HudumaNamba registration begins on May 6th for a period of 45 days at our Embassies and Consulates.

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Hujamtaja na yule midget

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Itabidi @Bingwa Scrotum atoke mogadishu arudi garissa. Hakuna embassy huko:D:D

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Berndola siunawes enda miguu from CBD, huko si mayuu

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I am no more than 6 km from Huduma Centre HQ’s pale GPO.

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Go get registered today

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Dear PORK

We will register as soon as you employ polite hardworking staff at the consulates/embassies. We do not like dealing with people with some Nyayo Hse mentality and work ethic.

Thanks
MFW

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Thanks for the heads up. When is the deadline for registration? I wish they could know how hard we work here to send remittances. Not many people have the time to travel all the way to Washington dc for a number. We need online applications!

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Thats how things work in 254, Mind you this is a polite order if i may quote a govt fossil who vomited shit jana. we shall confiscate your passports if you do not register for huduma chieth!

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as soon as the systems of eating money from the app are up it will be online.
you have 45 days from 6th may.

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Mmmmh what is the gava’s big deal with passports in regards to this Huduma thing? mara do not apply for passports without it, mara we will confiscate your passports.

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It may be a double edged sword. Those with dual citizenship or holding on to the Kenyan passport might be forced to make a different decision to drop/dump the Kenyan Passport. Revenue collected through passport renewal will decrease.

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You are bang on the money. It is a double edged sword.

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Thanks @Meria Mata.
It’s a pain trying to keep up with dual citizenship so I surrendered my Kenyan citizenship.
Mara tax returns,mara huduma number…
is too much!..

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Dear PORK

I’m not boarding until I understand the full ramification of the many numbers you insist we apply for, mara PIN, e passport, huduma chieth, etc.
I’ll pass.

Regards
The King has spoken

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Dear PORKo,

You’re the most incompetent butthole that’s ever walked this earth,…

Sincerely

@Nostradumbass

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Hapa sioni niki board until watuambie ni ya kasi gani hii hujuma namba

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hio ni shida yako obesity

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Its coming to my office on Thursday

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Liwe liwalo wewe ni khasia