Dictator JPM: No famine reports until I declare one.

Magufuli has been jailing MPs and journalists who criticize him.
His opponent in last elections [Lowassa] was briefly held by police over the weekend.

Na hizi tabia za kididkteta haziishi hapo, JPM has also decreed cessation of all reporting on ongoing food shortage in TZ - unless he personally declares the shortage. Failure to comply will result in revocation of licenses.

Things are going great in TZ !

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They are going to be shafted with no mercy :D:D

JPM akisema kunyeshe kutanyesha tuu

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#whatwouldmakufuli do

Magufudhi hoyeeee!!!

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Hehehehee.

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Hii kali sana. Does GADO still have relatives back home?

Burundi - Ruled by a dictator.
Rwanda-Ruled by a dictator.
Uganda - Ruled by a dictator.
Southern Sudan - Ruled by a war lord.
Somalia - Held at ransom by clan war lords.
Tanzania - Fast degenerating to dictator ship.
Kenyans, surrounded by all these countries are enjoying unfettered freedom.
Anyone who feels like throwing a tantrum or insulting the president gets away scot free.
Yet they are all over complaining.
Ole wenu.
Very soon you will get what you are always clamoring for.

Calm down. We have our own problems too. Just because it’s OK to call him Macho Nyanya or Arap Machozi doesn’t mean we’ve reached end of advancement. But it’s OK if you want to pretend so.

Hii upus ndio umeona uandike mathighs?