Dilemma

Good afternoon wanakijiji

I have a funny situation and I require some assistance. Juzi, I recieved a call from my shemeji, sister to my sister’s Husband. She seemed bored. She always stays with the brother because his two daughters (Girls grow up real quick) are now in Kinder and he requires some assistance checkin on them esp because my sister is furthering her medical studies and stays in Meru doing her practicals so… The Dad (my sister’s guy) is a church person na mimi si kwa ubaya, I run away from such guys because they are no fun. I cant spend a single weekend without drinking whilst trading insults with United Fans so he seems like an uptight person so hatujawahi click. Plus its awkward tu hata kuforce anything further than the normal niceties and how are my nieces doing kinda convos.

Ok so she said something to the tune of ‘‘Naweza kuja kwako? I hope bado uko solo hakuna crowd’’ I told her that bado sijamultiply the number and she laughed, saying I should invite her over for a sleepover.

She is those quiet ones who dont talk much. The women I steer clear of because I am an introvert myself. But the last time I saw her she was touchy feely sana. So kwesschon yangu ni, Is she fair game if I smash ama nitakuwa nimevunja some Mosaic law?

Boss umeandika hii hekaya yooote kuuliza kama ukule in law? Mshienzi. Mumunya coomer kesi baadaye

Hio itakuwa incest by extension. Run away from the ndevo mujamaa

:D:D:D:D:Dsome people are generally slow in life…

Vile smuggler @incognitus amesema apo juu

:D:D:D yule mwingine alitafutwa na cougar, wewe nawe umetafutwa na in-law… kusema ukweli mimi dame akijileta kama sijamtafuta sigwes kula hiyo coomer. I kent.

This is what villagers always recommend. Kuja hapa pata mawaidha before you mess. Get approval, then come back for the antidote if things go south. We shall be here with expert advice complete with graphics.

Gaaay.

Wacha uongo

Haki. for a minute I thought huyo dad wa church ananyemelea sister or something. Kumbe ni boi shaod tu ako na bruu belles:D:D

For real, nitajiuliza maswali mingi sana. Huyu dame sijamkatia mbona anataka kunipa coomer… na sijamuomba!

Sema tu utajiuliza maswali mingi sana AFTER. PNC tings

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@AMB_Sunday you come across as someone who closes his eyes with both hands when he sees titties.

Incest according to which doctrine??
Shimo mbaya ni ya nyoka, budda na ulete mbisha hata kama ni ya kibwenye tu!

@AMB_Sunday AMB hates sunday/ church loving people yet he calls himself Sunday. Kunja huyo in law akuheshimu.

You don’t share ANY blood lineage with the woman so she is fair game. Ferk hizo culture laws that don’t make sense. Kwanza mimi always thought sister in laws are fair game until I had a lengthy argument with my mbich over it.

@kush yule mnono Namaste?

Your whole hekaya is a contradiction.
Can you decide whether you are an introvert or a loud uncouth person.
No introvert trades insults.