Huku nje mnaoa retired lanyes, and women with 50+ body counts mkidhani mmeangukia beautiful and God-fearing wives. I am still shocked by the happy-looking couple that I recently met. But maybe yesu huosha dhambi zote na kutufanya viumbe vipya.
Meanwhile, dare dig your wives’ history and your marriage lives may never be the same. #PlantationChronicles.
50+ is rookie numbers, going by how some lanyes look and been in the game. Some math, in a day lets average around 5-10 times so 7 is like the midpoint, multiply by 5 days a week, that’s 35, multiply by 4 and it’s 140 body count, Ukiendelea by 12 and it’s getting dangerous
Kuna lanye young and beautiful alikuwa anauza ikusde huko Sendro a few years ago. Tulikuwa tunakutana ananipakulia mzigo. At a particular time I called her and she told me that she got married. I was shocked. Yaani these hoes get married finally?!
How many lanyes have you eaten? Can you balance the question? You know as much as women get fucked men also fuck. So w don’t care about body counts because most of the time when marrying we will be snatching that lady from another man. So expect body counts.
History matters bana. Imagine marrying someone then later learn that she has been sampled by 50 or 100 dicks. Just thinking about it can make my libido die. A slightly better alternative is that i remain oblivious of her past. Nisiwahi jua.
Kuolewa lazima. Its just easy. Kunguru inahama Nyeri inaenda mahali kama Nakuru ama inakuna Nairobi mahali hakuna mtu anajua yeye alafu anaenda the local church anapatana na beta male kama wewe unaangukia mtego alafu pap ivo ndo umeoa kunguru.
kama kunguru alikuwa anauzia meru alafu ahamie rongai, hutawai jua history yake.