Doggy Style is bad for your health

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South Africa’s Minister of Health, Aaron Motsoaledi, has said ‘doggy’ style during sex is the major cause of cancer and stroke.

He said after three years of arduous research, he found out that the high pumping of blood during sex, when one is standing or kneeling overloads the veins in the legs which ultimately causes stroke.

He told The Insider, “On cancer – one of the main causes of cancer is stress, fatigue and tiredness.

“The most energy consuming and stressful sexual position for men is doggy; hence the connection is more than clear.

“Look, I am only giving you guys a snippet, but we will be posting the results of the full research on the Ministry website.”

He added that he is in talks with Home Affairs Minister, Malusi Gigaba to craft a legislation that will seek to outlaw this style.

According to him, occasional doggy style like only on Christmas day and Valentine is harmless but be sure that each night is suicidal.

“This is the reason why South African married men die and leave their wives a lot these days,” the 58-year-old man added.

hii tuliona Pontius Pilate akihukumu Jesus Christ stolen from @Jazzman

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:D:D:D:D

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Doggy style forever

huyu minister hunijazz sana kwanza vile alisema DNA tests zitakuwa free .

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How would you enjoy sex without doggie style?

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apan tambu doggy mimi ni mtu ya missionary unaona dem akiskia utamu na unamkiss . doggystyle huwa muna kiss kisogo ama ?

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huwa tunawapumulia kwa kisogo

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Kuwanga serious omwami :smiley:

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Wakati WA doggy :smiley: kwani yako unafanya kama punda???

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:smiley: kabisaa

He added that he is in talks with Home Affairs Minister, Malusi Gigaba to craft a legislation that will seek to outlaw this style.

Nelson Mandela’s dream wasn’t anything like this. When are these thugs going to feed and house their long-oppressed people?

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Doggy style ndio mambo yote

I never kiss, exchange of thousands of unnecessary bacteria.

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Me too.

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Tuna kiss uti wa mgongo

Fala hii watu most wana tonsil stones mwenda. That shows level of throat bacteria

Mamate za MTU wengine… Yuck!

Kama c doggy threshold staweza fikisha.from shot no.2 onwards only doggy can make me pour