Dont count your eggs before they hatch

[Nyarwath]

It was way back in 2007 nikiwa pale Mathare 4A, I was tuning a certain hoe from almost the same place, T Area kwa wale mnajua Mathare vizuri. Si mnajua vile ukiwa mtu wa mjei vile msee husota most of the time na the whole week umeshinda job. So siku niko free ni Sunday afte. Nilivibe huyo kunguru akaingia box akakubali atakam kejani one Sunday. Nilitaka on a Sunday ndio at least nlikuwa na doe kidogo so nikafanya shughuli zangu chap chap ndio by saa nane iwe niko set nangojea hiyo pussy. One thing was bothering me though.
Kuna time nilikam na dame flani hapo kejani, akaseti dishi vizuri tukadishi, nikaenda nikashower ndio nimchangamkie. So kurudi kutoka kwa bafu, mimi na kiherere, nikadhani dame alishaingia box, nikatoa kila kitu nikabaki ndethe. Dame kuona mtree akaruka na kunikausha game tu hivo eti nitamuumiza. Maze nilibebembelza mpaka nikajam nkamtoa aende zake, nikakauka ivo.
So back to this kunguru, sikuwa nataka the same itokee juu nlikuwa dry spell mbaya. Nikakula mapema nikamchukulia drinks nikaseti hapo kwa table alafu nkaenda nikaoga. By hiyo saa nane nlikuwa tayari nikingojea hiyo pussy but since nlikuwa fifty fifty, nkasema wacha nivae CD kabisa kabisa nimngoje nayo ndio asione hii samo anikazie kama yule kunguru mwingine. Nikatuliz hapo kwa bed nikiangalia tu phone, atapiga saa ngapi. Maze saa tisa, not even a text, nikamvutia, simu mteja. Meanwhile bado nko na CD nimevaa, nilingoja mpaka 4 na kunguru hakuja, nktst.
Niliwank kwa hiyo CD na hasira na nikasema hapo lazima revenge itatembea no matter what. Hiyo ni hekaya for another day of what transpired.

[blueline]

Aiiih hapana

[Afro]

:Dniaje CD wanker?

[karema-hitI]

So ulikaa na cd six hours? Hiyo mafuta yake si poa BTW kama ulivaa six hours hio mafuta ilifika kwa kichwa kubwa ukiona ukiwa na kaufala fulani jua ni hio ndio cause

[Afro]

@karema-hitI

So ulikaa na cd six hours? Hiyo mafuta yake si poa BTW kama ulivaa six hours hio mafuta ilifika kwa kichwa kubwa ukiona ukiwa na kaufala fulani jua ni hio ndio cause

By the way is it true that kuna wanawake huwa alergic to hio mafuta ya CD?

[HABILIS]

@Nyarwath

It was way back in 2007 nikiwa pale Mathare 4A, I was tuning a certain hoe from almost the same place, T Area kwa wale mnajua Mathare vizuri. Si mnajua vile ukiwa mtu wa mjei vile msee husota most of the time na the whole week umeshinda job. So siku niko free ni Sunday afte. Nilivibe huyo kunguru akaingia box akakubali atakam kejani one Sunday. Nilitaka on a Sunday ndio at least nlikuwa na doe kidogo so nikafanya shughuli zangu chap chap ndio by saa nane iwe niko set nangojea hiyo puy. One thing was bothering me though.
Kuna time nilikam na dame flani hapo kejani, akaseti dishi vizuri tukadishi, nikaenda nikashower ndio nimchangamkie. So kurudi kutoka kwa bafu, mimi na kiherere, nikadhani dame alishaingia box, nikatoa kila kitu nikabaki ndethe. Dame kuona mtree akaruka na kunikausha game tu hivo eti nitamuumiza. Maze nilibebembelza mpaka nikajam nkamtoa aende zake, nikakauka ivo.
So back to this kunguru, sikuwa nataka the same itokee juu nlikuwa dry spell mbaya. Nikakula mapema nikamchukulia drinks nikaseti hapo kwa table alafu nkaenda nikaoga. By hiyo saa nane nlikuwa tayari nikingojea hiyo puy but since nlikuwa fifty fifty, nkasema wacha nivae CD kabisa kabisa nimngoje nayo ndio asione hii samo anikazie kama yule kunguru mwingine. Nikatuliz hapo kwa bed nikiangalia tu phone, atapiga saa ngapi. Maze saa tisa, not even a text, nikamvutia, simu mteja. Meanwhile bado nko na CD nimevaa, nilingoja mpaka 4 na kunguru hakuja, nktst.
Niliwank kwa hiyo CD na hasira na nikasema hapo lazima revenge itatembea no matter what. Hiyo ni hekaya for another day of what transpired.

Heri wewe msee wangu Irungu alikunywa Enzoy akijua hio puthy ya kunguru ataswaga proper hadi itoe moshi! Wapi dame alikuwa no show… Jamaa ilibidi aweke ice kwa mjulubeng i cool… Na akunywe maziwa hio toxin ya enzoy itoke kwa system

[Shegaj]

Omera get circumcised …Oti hauna pesa na unatolea njeri ngozi , atatoroka tu… ungekuwa name pesa angekupea name hiyo ngozi

[Nyarwath]

@karema-hitI

So ulikaa na cd six hours? Hiyo mafuta yake si poa BTW kama ulivaa six hours hio mafuta ilifika kwa kichwa kubwa ukiona ukiwa na kaufala fulani jua ni hio ndio cause

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Nyarwath]

@HABILIS

Heri wewe msee wangu Irungu alikunywa Enzoy akijua hio puthy ya kunguru ataswaga proper hadi itoe moshi! Wapi dame alikuwa no show… Jamaa ilibidi aweke ice kwa mjulubeng i cool… Na akunywe maziwa hio toxin ya enzoy itoke kwa system

Mazes chenye wanaume hupitia

[Nyarwath]

@Shegaj

Omera get circumcised …Oti hauna pesa na unatolea njeri ngozi , atatoroka tu… ungekuwa name pesa angekupea name hiyo ngozi

:D:D:D Man mi si wa hiyo category

[Nyarwath]

@karema-hitI

So ulikaa na cd six hours? Hiyo mafuta yake si poa BTW kama ulivaa six hours hio mafuta ilifika kwa kichwa kubwa ukiona ukiwa na kaufala fulani jua ni hio ndio cause

Imagine a whole two hours

[Nyarwath]

@Afro

By the way is it true that kuna wanawake huwa alergic to hio mafuta ya CD?

Yea, niliwahi patana na mkamba wa hiyo sampuli, I freaked out. Sigwes

[vuja_de]

@Afro

By the way is it true that kuna wanawake huwa alergic to hio mafuta ya CD?

Wengine husema wako allergic to latex

[tombayeye]

story yako na hii kisanga hapa …
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[inzhener_otmetka]

@Afro

By the way is it true that kuna wanawake huwa alergic to hio mafuta ya CD?

@Female Perspective, kuna 20 free marks hapa!

[system]

@Afro

By the way is it true that kuna wanawake huwa alergic to hio mafuta ya CD?

Mostly it’s allergy to latex, not the lubricant.

[big_man]

:D:D:D nice script

[Opinion]

@Luther12

Mostly it’s allergy to latex, not the lubricant.

apa mkubwa unasema hakuna kusaidika, ni luwere ama kukamua mzoga mkia

[system]

Non-latex/ hypoallergenic condoms ziko. Female condoms are (mostly) made from polyurethane.

[Afro]

@Nyarwath

Yea, niliwahi patana na mkamba wa hiyo sampuli, I freaked out. Sigwes

It seems the alergy itself is about latex. I’ve also encountered such. Nilithani ni slices tu alikua anataka kuninyima despite her being in the mood as well. Next time nitamchanua about hizo @Luther12 ametaja hapa juu