dry spell


Village Elder
I have been facing the longest dryspell in my life. For almost a month I can't seen to convince a girl to remove her thuruari for me. How do I get out of this predicament?


Village Elder
If you live in a densely populated area where you use shared amenities kama bafu na sink, jaribu kuenda hapo when you see females and eventually utapata wa kukukamua balls before zilipuke hehehehe


Village Elder
But kama wewe ni fellow billionaire, jaribu kuenda club zenye zina young chics alafu ununue Johnie Walker Platinum and see good things coming your way. But chunga usiangukiwe ukidhani umeangukia :D
Madame wa club si mostly wanakuwaga whores...how can he differentiate