Dumb quotes used by "independent women"

#1
I sometimes read some quotes that these nairobi women live by nashangaa sana, zile mob ni za IG!.

Kuna moja nimesoma ati "bla bla bla...do not chase happiness, let happiness chase you"

Haha nikacheka sana!

What quotes have you guys heard or read and thought to yourselves...well thats dumb!

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baogu

Village Elder
#5
mimi nilikuwa na kunguru ingine every time tukikosana inaanza kuandika updates and status update kwa whatsup na facebook ati sijui a gentleman should do bal bla bla, behave bla bla bla, take care of his girl..etc
One day I got tired, wrote a 134 words essay and emailed it--explaining to her why I am not a gentleman and why I do not plan to become one in the future. Hiyo upuss sijawai iona tena
 

paparazzi

Village Elder
#7
mimi nilikuwa na kunguru ingine every time tukikosana inaanza kuandika updates and status update kwa whatsup na facebook ati sijui a gentleman should do bal bla bla, behave bla bla bla, take care of his girl..etc
One day I got tired, wrote a 134 words essay and emailed it--explaining to her why I am not a gentleman and why I do not plan to become one in the future. Hiyo upuss sijawai iona tena
134 words can hardly be termed as an essay, maybe a long tweet at most.
 

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