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  1. The.Black.Templar

    The.Black.Templar Village Sponsor

    I sometimes read some quotes that these nairobi women live by nashangaa sana, zile mob ni za IG!.

    Kuna moja nimesoma ati "bla bla bla...do not chase happiness, let happiness chase you"

    Haha nikacheka sana!

    What quotes have you guys heard or read and thought to yourselves...well thats dumb!

    Pink handles can also contribute!
     
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  2. pamba

    pamba Village Sponsor

    Hapana tambua IG ,hio no socialite things.
     
  3. AMB_Sunday

    AMB_Sunday Village Elder

    Saw some juzi, ati dont give these bad boys any time of your day. Ati the quiet, almost aloof men are the keepers. Nikacheka tu.
     
    Phylgee, Kenti4, uwesmake and 12 others like this.
  4. Ka-Buda

    Ka-Buda Village Elder

    "Sometimes KTalk is as much fun as listening to Chebukati read the elections results County by County"
    SMH......
     
    Langat, Kenti4, uwesmake and 15 others like this.
  5. baogu

    baogu Village Elder

    mimi nilikuwa na kunguru ingine every time tukikosana inaanza kuandika updates and status update kwa whatsup na facebook ati sijui a gentleman should do bal bla bla, behave bla bla bla, take care of his girl..etc
    One day I got tired, wrote a 134 words essay and emailed it--explaining to her why I am not a gentleman and why I do not plan to become one in the future. Hiyo upuss sijawai iona tena
     
  6. Thagichu

    Thagichu Village Elder

    Especially ile ya shagarambagara jirongo Kwa- 0 votes
     
  7. paparazzi

    paparazzi Village Elder

    134 words can hardly be termed as an essay, maybe a long tweet at most.
     
  8. gashwin

    gashwin Village Sponsor

    or a preamble
     
    KayF, Tarantinoh, Zee and 3 others like this.
  9. baogu

    baogu Village Elder

    Hiyo kitu ilikuwa na 2paragraph.

    @gashwin preamble inatumika kwa constitution
     
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  10. gashwin

    gashwin Village Sponsor

    :D:D:D:D:D au articles/ terms/deed of association; which i guess you were setting.....:)
     
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  11. Delus

    Delus Village Elder

    If you can't handle me at my worst, you dont bla bla bla bla RWNBP:confused:
     
  12. WuTang

    WuTang Village Sponsor

    Acha yule troll akuje aandike passage zake eti vile watu wako cult bla,bla,bla bla.
     
  13. WuTang

    WuTang Village Sponsor

    More like an abstract or executive summary.
     
  14. denis young

    denis young Village Elder

    Niliona moja pale zukabaga msupa amesema ati "if you don't contribute anything to how I look and how I dress, you are not a man." Nilicheka hadi nikaanguka nikagaragara chini ya vitz yangu.
     
    montecarlo, Langat, Kenti4 and 20 others like this.
  15. WuTang

    WuTang Village Sponsor

    She used a lot of words to admit she is a hoe.
     
    muthige thegere, Kenti4, 1776 and 2 others like this.
  16. Female Perspective

    Female Perspective Village Elder

    :D:D:D:D
     
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  17. paparazzi

    paparazzi Village Elder

    Your response has two paras, pia hii ni essay?
     
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  18. MegaKing

    MegaKing Village Elder

    One wished me punishment from the gods
     
  19. screwplus

    screwplus Village Elder

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    Yeah principles hizi ni huswipe right nikiwa na budget ya lunch na p2 after that digits straight
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  20. conoiseur

    conoiseur Village Elder

    Another kunguru once said and I quote: A relationship should only take you to an altar or bank, if it's only taking you to bed and the kitchen sweety say no to slavery :D:D:D
     
    incognitus, Kenti4, uwesmake and 13 others like this.