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  1. Fala 12

    Fala 12 Village Sponsor

    Niliona ingine ati 'knock knock knees are prettiest' nikacheka hadi nikaanguka kwa bikini bag ya kunguru
     
  2. kush yule mnono

    kush yule mnono Village Elder

    Hehe ..... ile ya tweet huwa 140 words ama characters
     
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  3. kush yule mnono

    kush yule mnono Village Elder

    I see what you did there :D
     
    1776, Doltress, Slim_fit and 5 others like this.
  4. conoiseur

    conoiseur Village Elder

    Hehehe iko mambo hapa :D:D
     
  5. Father Figure

    Father Figure Village Elder

    'A real man will accept a woman and her kid'

    'Big-up step dads, we have no time for dead-beats'

    'Ladies, a career will never cheat on you. Stay Woke.'

    'Behind every successful woman is herself'

    Nimesahau nyingi na nilishafunga account ya zukapak. Kulikuwa na madame mafeminazi damu hakuna kitu ingine walikuwa wanapost.

    ooh na kuna mwingine hapa kwa avatar anatuambia 'Women Rule'.
     
  6. Patrome

    Patrome Village Elder

     
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  7. Ngimanene na nyeni

    Ngimanene na nyeni Village Elder

    Kuna ingine ilisema, ladies if you have ever accepted to go for a date in a fast food joint, get down on your knees and repent. Nilicheka mpaka Ngimanene ikaninyonga
     
    incognitus, Langat, Kenti4 and 13 others like this.
  8. WuTang

    WuTang Village Sponsor

    Yule ulikuwa unafaa uende naye function kuliendaje?
     
  9. FieldMarshal CouchP

    FieldMarshal CouchP Village Elder

    For me, the best of all time is: "A real man does not hit a lady".

    Bitch, if you hit me first you ain't no lady. And second, if you ain't no lady then you are game for a thorough African thrashing...............ferking hoe. Hizo slaps za kijinga eti umejam peleka La Muher Da Shit Ya Whatever................
     
  10. Ngimanene na nyeni

    Ngimanene na nyeni Village Elder

    Girl child alikuwa amejitayarisha akingoja simu ya Ngimanene, saa hizo najibamba na mwingine. Kidogokidogo nikapigiwa simu nikaulizwa niko wapi, nikamwambia niliona we want different things so nimeenda na someone else, simu ikakatwa. Usiku wa manane nikapigiwa simu nikaambiwa I'm a very cold hearted person. Nikamwambia kama nataka uhusiano na yeye ameniweka friendzone, why should I continue with something that's not working for me, akakata simu. Hasn't called again
     
  11. Ubongo

    Ubongo Village Elder

    @Gio would be better placed to contribute to this thread, even cooking for them
     
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  12. Ubongo

    Ubongo Village Elder

    Hehe Kuna thread tumepotea sisi wote. Amejaza long threads without warning navenye tunapenda summary
     
    1776, Thitima, gashwin and 5 others like this.
  13. The.Black.Templar

    The.Black.Templar Village Sponsor

    Hehe nice
     
  14. Ngimanene na nyeni

    Ngimanene na nyeni Village Elder

    Yule troll atakuja aandike thesis hapa justifying ile upuss yote slay queens huandika
     
  15. WuTang

    WuTang Village Sponsor

    Ile thread ya boy vs girl underage sex? Hio ilibidi aondokewe roho safi.
     
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  16. kitaka19

    kitaka19 Senior Villager








    I can relate,had a funny luo one with a taste of finer things only problem she had nothing herself; always borrowing from her rich friends.....
    Took her once to a classy restaurant near Red Cross HQ. in Hurling ham area then proceeded to my lair.
    Thrashed her mercilessly and cut ties immediately the morning after,not a call nor msgs,blocked her on all social media...Ile matusi nilipata till today torments me........
     
  17. Luther12

    Luther12 Village Sponsor

    Mwache huyo. Self contradiction.
     
  18. Ice_Cube

    Ice_Cube Village Sponsor

    :D:D:D Kama anaitwa Tina (Friends call her that but real name Carol, never understood the correlation btw), Tall hivi dark then maybe tumesalimiana...
     
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  19. denis young

    denis young Village Elder

    Nimefika hiyo thread kuona nini mnasema and I wasnt surprised kupatana na huyo mama wa copy and paste. Dawa nikumuacha tu na ufeminazi wake aendeleze thread pekee yake
     
  20. WuTang

    WuTang Village Sponsor

    Alikutusi aje yet you had blocked her? Ama mlikutana in public?