Dumb quotes used by "independent women"

I sometimes read some quotes that these nairobi women live by nashangaa sana, zile mob ni za IG!.

Kuna moja nimesoma ati “bla bla bla…do not chase happiness, let happiness chase you”

Haha nikacheka sana!

What quotes have you guys heard or read and thought to yourselves…well thats dumb!

Pink handles can also contribute!

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Hapana tambua IG ,hio no socialite things.

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Saw some juzi, ati dont give these bad boys any time of your day. Ati the quiet, almost aloof men are the keepers. Nikacheka tu.

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“Sometimes KTalk is as much fun as listening to Chebukati read the elections results County by County”
SMH…

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mimi nilikuwa na kunguru ingine every time tukikosana inaanza kuandika updates and status update kwa whatsup na facebook ati sijui a gentleman should do bal bla bla, behave bla bla bla, take care of his girl…etc
One day I got tired, wrote a 134 words essay and emailed it–explaining to her why I am not a gentleman and why I do not plan to become one in the future. Hiyo upuss sijawai iona tena

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Especially ile ya shagarambagara jirongo Kwa- 0 votes

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134 words can hardly be termed as an essay, maybe a long tweet at most.

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or a preamble

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Hiyo kitu ilikuwa na 2paragraph.

@gashwin preamble inatumika kwa constitution

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:D:D:D:D:D au articles/ terms/deed of association; which i guess you were setting…:slight_smile:

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If you can’t handle me at my worst, you dont bla bla bla bla RWNBP:confused:

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Acha yule troll akuje aandike passage zake eti vile watu wako cult bla,bla,bla bla.

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More like an abstract or executive summary.

Niliona moja pale zukabaga msupa amesema ati “if you don’t contribute anything to how I look and how I dress, you are not a man.” Nilicheka hadi nikaanguka nikagaragara chini ya vitz yangu.

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She used a lot of words to admit she is a hoe.

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:D:D:D:D

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Your response has two paras, pia hii ni essay?

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One wished me punishment from the gods

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Yeah principles hizi ni huswipe right nikiwa na budget ya lunch na p2 after that digits straight
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Another kunguru once said and I quote: A relationship should only take you to an altar or bank, if it’s only taking you to bed and the kitchen sweety say no to slavery :D:D:D

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