Eating twice in a single night....

Apologies to all for the delay in kuleta stories. Unlike most Ktalkers, wengine wetu tuko na a life to live sio kuja ktalk all the time. Anyway…
Wale wanajua @Kidinyi mikono juu. Like this niccur, i don’t keep girlfriends. Being a married man and having gone through a lot in my life, sioni haja ya kuwa na girlfriend with all the attendant dramas. Nikisikia njaa, natafuta wa short time ama wa kulala. That way, i get variety without feeling like i am using the ladies. Kama ushawahi ishi Eastlands lazima umesikia places za kupata pokos. Pipeline, Nyama Villa, Egesa, Choma zone etc. Huko, utapata kila aina ya wanawake. it is all yours for the taking.
Today, i’ll share some tit bits on poko hunting to the unexperienced. Ukienda kutafuta, usiwe na haraka. Take your time. If on foot, tembea mpaka mwisho na urudi ukiangalia. If driving, find a soldier uwache gari kwake then go on a foot patrol. Kama ni place kama SJ, kaa kwa corner usorore kwanza. Reason being, ukiwa na haraka, utaokota kitu ufike nayo kwa room upate ni nyanya mzee.
Equally important is personal security. Stay alert. Some pokos operate in cohorts with thugs or are thugs themselves. As such, always trust your instincts.
Three, never take a poko to your house more so if you are married. The scandals that may potentially ensue are not worth the trouble. Imagine bibi atoke kwao akupate na condom kwa dick na hujitambui.
Four, mara kwa mara utapata poko whose nyap and game are unrivaled. Chukua number yake. Ukisikia nyege, mpigie simu akuje. You will have an advantage in that hassle ya kutafuta haitakuwa. Additionally, akianza kuleta feelings unamkumbusha ako kazi.
The good thing with pokos is that you can eat as many as you like in a single night without worries. Chukua room 5pm. By 7pm, unachuja wa kwanza. Ingia club kunywa bia mbili. Chukua wa pili. By 930pm, unamchuja pia.Ingia club kunywa bia mbili tena. Chukua wa tatu. By 11pm, unamchuja pia ad infinitum.
Nimechoka kutype. I’ll be back with hekaya ya mercy wa casablanca mombasa.

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“Wa kulala…”:D:D

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Maliza story, mbona uko na wasi wasi ni kama mtu anaoga inje?

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Hio itakuwa in the next hekaya

Mmmbisha reta.

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Mbisha ni wewe na watu wa kwenyu:D:D:D. Unlike kidinyi, i concentrate on ile kitu imenipeleka kwa malaya.

ebu tupatie hekaya ,these days siingiangi sj juu stage ya gari za home ni hapo nje,nikitoka sj watu wako kwa gari wanakuona tu

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Naona umeedit. Yule wa bee centre alikuaje?

:D:Dukiwa dry spell uko pekee yako si na watu wako kwa gari:D:D

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Rarua vitu. Wakikuuliza wambie unafanya job SJ

:D:D:D:D:D:D
Hapo umedinya point, magreba :smiley:

Hii ni kali:D:D:D

we fear society na huwa hawatusaidi:D

kula poko @oficiale kasi badayee wakikuliza ulikuwa kufanya nini sj washow were ni undercover reporter ama my favourite ulikuwa kubuy credit:D

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Kuna a very convinient m-pesa apo. Ata huwa inacharge simu.

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Na kama ni rela mwanaume, ulikua umeenda kukojoa kwani anataka ulipe 10 bob choo ya kanjo na bar ni free?

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hahaha

ka unachoka kutype, unachukuanga aje poko 7pm, 9:30pm, 11pm ad infinitum?

"Being a married man and having gone through a lot in my life, sioni haja ya kuwa na girlfriend with all the attendant dramas."

  1. Learn proper English
  2. Get a divorce
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I have used this reason numerous times…

MIMI HUINGIA S.J KISNIPER HATA WASEE WA CIA HAWAWEZI JUA NIMEINGIA, UMEWAITEMBEA SIDEWAYS?

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