EL NINO HELP DESK

FOR YOUR SAFETY: In case you are caught up
by Elnino anywhere in Kenya: County Disaster
Management Centre Numbers…

  1. Baringo 0722792669 / 0725065632 /
    0722914153
  2. Bomet 0722036036 / 0710532237 /
    07752.81877
  3. Bungoma 0722263220
  4. Busia 0710847279
  5. Elgeyo Marakwet 0790571099
  6. Embu 077474.6165 / 070 9746165
  7. Garissa 0721270698
  8. Homa Bay 0724670392 / 0723619572 /
    0721810576 / 0723508025 / 0722428002 /
    0707588630 / 07214959
  9. Isiolo 0722493645 / 0721426453 /
    0720872443
  10. Kajiado 07252.47611
  11. Kakamega 0723386493 / 0720732295
  12. Kericho 0727339600
  13. Kiambu 0709877221 / 0730877221 /
    0709877000 / 0730678000
  14. Kilifi 0720025138
  15. Kirinyaga 0722410430 / 077447733 /
    077663344
  16. Kisii 07226o7987
  17. Kisumu 0711335594
  18. Kitui 0722343413
  19. Kwale 0790508898/99
  20. Laikipia 0722343000 / 0721639146
  21. Lamu 0722943999 / 0722730002
  22. Machakos 020 999112 / 0720841461 /
    0720841462 / 0723216905 0720808900
  23. Makueni 0728508728 / 0726431440 /
    0702544812
  24. Mandera 0720893013 / 0720287664
  25. Marsabit 0720336776 / 0724591879
  26. Meru 0735965148
  27. Migori 0737788255
  28. Mombasa 078691100 / 0775911911 /
    0707911911 / 0756911911 / 0788911911
  29. Murang’a 0800721800
  30. Nairobi 0722491289 / 0202252430 /
    0202210232 / 0728490590
  31. Nakuru 0728363956 / 0728363966
  32. Nandi 0790575744 / 07905757.43
  33. Narok 0712511305
  34. Nyamira 0722749668
  35. Nyandarua 0700581057 / 0713031036
  36. Nyeri 0721019019 / 0722774693. Red
    Cross, Nyeri branch: 0721019019/
    0722774693 / 061 2030888 / 0721859508
  37. Samburu 0790114256
  38. Siaya 0712677809
  39. Taita Taveta 0702600000
    40.Tana River 0700265611 / 0714248200 /
    0723548220
  40. Tharaka Nithi 0722782315 / 0722342491
  41. Trans Nzoia 0711141702
  42. Turkana 0790375125
  43. | Uasin Gishu 0710646464 / 053
    2061185 /0706389888
  44. Vihiga 0717150012
  45. Wajir 0722765674
  46. West Pokot 0721955113

Nice joke…now, post something serious; like how to survive El nino.

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Give credit to this new talker,at least he has come with a cake to share with elders,asande omwami.

Mimi nangoja confirmation kutoka kwa senior meteorologist Nguatah Francis. No other local channel has ever matched KBC’s quality of weather forecast.

Naona pia no 23 wamejipanga na kanamba kao hapo

Upuss, no el Nino

Wacha kudanganya watu na unajua office yako ni laptop ,sahii uko on higher grounds.

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Typical Kenyan. Next tutakuona kwa tv ukisema serikal tafadhali niko hali mbaya

You will recoil to your cocoon in shame soon when you realize the rain ain’t much as anticipated and you follow media fads as an asshole without digging for facts now that the Internet is ubiquitous.

hio kisungu yako mm hapana elewa

atleast, coming from a newbie, this is welcome…

When is it not welcomed?

Can I call if I am caught up in a situation where I have blue balls after being stranded on my way to SJ ? asking for a friend

when they ask stupid questions

Hiyo ya Múrang’a looks like a toll-free number, ndio au la?