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  1. uwesmake

    uwesmake Village Sponsor

    As you all know napenda kuma sanaa so hapo waks kuna ka intern kali kuom na nimekuwa nikirusha ndoana. Sasa leo nikarusha mtama kama kawa akaingia box nikamwambia tuingie basement kwa store kiasi kuna file nataka aone . Kuingia huko nika signal jamaa wa g4s acheze chini . Kuingia kidogo kidogo nimekiss dem ako polite but reluctant . Nikarusha box chin na kuiflaten kimbo slice style ikakuwa mattress mimi huyo nikaeka dem hapo


    ' niko na periods ' said the girl


    ' haina waas my dear kwanza ndio tamu sana '


    Dem hakuwa na issues nikateremsha siruali na kutomba missionary hapo kwa hio mattress .periods hazikuwa heavy but after kumwaga ndani ya kuma wiseguy came out bloodied .

    ' nisaidie pesa ya p2 '


    I whipped out thao nikampea . Tukatoka akaingia ladies ya basement . Nikapea ngombe ya g4s mia tano . Huyu dem promotion lazima . This happened 2 hrs ago .


    Now the reason nimeandika hii story yote ni kuuliza elders watu wazee kina @It's Le Scumbag @gashwin watu wako twilight years on bonus time in this world . Swali ni

    WHAT ARE THE REPERCUSSIONS NIKITOMBA DEM AKO PERIODS DRYFRY ? NTAMEA PEMBE AMA NTAKUWA WHITE WALKER ?



    I couldn't pass the opportunity to pipe the intern vile ni kienyeji and every person mpaka director fulani alikuwa amemezea mate .

    wazee pea kijana yenyu mtulivu mkakamavu advice . Ni hayo tu kwa sasa . Am not gay otherwise ningewawekea picha ya mboro bloodied .
     
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  2. roots

    roots Village Elder

    nimewachia hapa
     
    1776, Ule Mlanje, Mzee Wenger and 5 others like this.
  3. MISCHIEF

    MISCHIEF Village Elder

  4. Kaa001a

    Kaa001a Village Elder

    hapo ulichezwa thao... kama ako periods haina haja ya P2
     
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  5. The.Black.Templar

    The.Black.Templar Village Sponsor

    Uncle...mimi naona umechezwa hapo. Umetumiwa
     
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  6. M-Pesa

    M-Pesa Village Elder

    Uweschieth yaa ng'ainia
     
  7. Mtanzania Magufuli

    Mtanzania Magufuli Village Elder

    Utapata kizambwa zambwa ama kwa jina maarufu la kingereza ni super strain gonorreah.
    Wakenya na magonjwa dah!!
     
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  8. Mtanzania Magufuli

    Mtanzania Magufuli Village Elder

    Village elder mimi sasa....
     
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  9. culture

    culture Village Elder

    yaani unararua ata kwa mvua.hehe .kweli kuma ulipenda.i can tel where your office is located.sema ngwe.:D
     
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  10. Abba

    Abba Village Elder

    Inakaa rhino/hippo you worked on yesterday haiku-drain upuzi via your pipe as I suggested.

    Hata hivyo I thought you are experienced with matters concerning DF women. Unless you are seriously mgishu mthick ama drain pipe ime-clog :D?
     
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  11. Nyadist

    Nyadist Village Elder

    Boss kuweka third leg ndani ya matope.. Eeh hapana..
     
  12. Despotic_megalomaniac

    Despotic_megalomaniac Village Elder

  13. uwesmake

    uwesmake Village Sponsor


    Hapa lazima daktari atoe opinion ndio nikubali
     
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  14. uwesmake

    uwesmake Village Sponsor


    Kiaje? hio kuma ni high grade kienyeji
     
  15. uwesmake

    uwesmake Village Sponsor


    Mkamba cheza chini
     
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  16. Despotic_megalomaniac

    Despotic_megalomaniac Village Elder

    :D
    With a slippery and sloppy appeal
     
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  17. ChifuMbitika

    ChifuMbitika Senior Villager

    Shiet! You dipped your stick in a well of blood? Am bamboozled!
     
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  18. culture

    culture Village Elder

    :D:D:Dbasement,g4s guy...,alafu n i store.i exactly know where you are .but acha nicheze fiche
     
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  19. uwesmake

    uwesmake Village Sponsor


    Niko experienced but nataka wazee na spiritualist kina @Liberty na ule dem wa story za souls kuwa swiped ukinyandua nyoka wanipe advice
     
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  20. Abba

    Abba Village Elder

    Best of luck basi