Elders want a public holiday to commemorate Gathecas Handshake

The Elders Association of Kenya want March 9 to be declared a public holiday to commemorate the handshake between President Uhuru Kenyatta and former Prime Minister Raila Odinga.

Speaking in Nairobi, association member Martin Kenyanjui alias Mutarara wants the handshake to go down in history as the day Kenyans were united.

“God has answered our prayers through the March 9, 2018 handshake between the President and former Prime Minister, the tension and uncertainty that existed came to an end,” stated Mr. Kenyanjui in a press release.

Good move. Walevi wapate sikukuu YA kunywa fobe

What are the qualifications for being an elder? Ju Kama ni age am afraid @Kihii Kiaganu na @Nachunisha Majamaa Sukuma will one day qualify.

This is sycophancy taken to another level.

Also @under23 na @Ratman

Tufanyeni kazi. Tuwache kupenda raha sana. Ndio maana sisi ni shit-hole.

Digiri bana!!give us a break now!unapiga domo sana,na ni kaya

Unless Kenyans are 100% sure huyu mzee ame retire, a holiday will be pointless.

Mburrchit!

We should.

Why should we have a holiday just because two men suddenly decided to start sucking each other’s cocks?

Next level sheet, I tell ya.