Niko Eldy nani ana contacts za mtu safi wa kuosha rungu.
@Atwoli unaitwa
Mbona watu huitisha number ya mtu hujaona? What if hatakupendeza?
kama hujawai jua wacha nikuambie…
wasee wananyonga wakitumia coomer.
ni kama louis ck akisema alikuwa akinyonga na kutomba cushion ya leather couch ya kwao ama mtu kutomboa shimo kwa matress ama kukata shimo kwa mugomba ya ndizi na kupaka konokono kama fifteen ndani na kuenda kazi
Niko nayo
Chunga tu mchele… Eldoret is very notorious siku hizi
Eld inakuwanga na malaya wamebeat sana
0752478314
Na uletee elders review. Kuna moja hapo anakuwanga Eld but operates mostly in malindi. She will ride you till you forget you are in kenya anaitwa Joan
WTF did i just read
Kuna hekaya nilisoma hapa about malaya wa eld wanapeleka mtu kwa room kubwa hakuna privacy.Mnanyanduana next to each other malaya wote wana moan in chorus.
I agree kabisa. Ama it turns out to be a thief
Si unatumia reverse identity. Unaenda mahali mnafaa kupatana lakini unamdanganya vile umevaa. Akikam uone ni mali mbaya unaachana na yeye.
Let me give you some free tricks for next time.
1. Pipeline before you travel. (pipelining is using the internet or whatever other means to set up multiple dates BEFORE you travel). If you are okay with bottom of the barrel scraping then pipeline on tagged. Though strangely enough tagged is only bottom of the barrel in first tier cities. As soon as you go to second tier towns and below, “Nakuru, Eldoret, Kisii etc” they are no longer as bottom of the barrel as the Nairobi lot. If you have tinder gold then just do the same thing of limiting your search to the town you will be travelling to. Best done a week before you travel so you can plan your dates out well. Starting with the most beautiful/interesting/promising or however you wanna rank them to the worst. That way as soon as you hit the jackpot you can postpone the rest to a later date or time if you have the stamina of a horse.
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If you don’t have tinder gold don’t worry. Just book a hotel room close to the local KMTC or whatever college/university you fancy (from experience I recommend KMTC). Limit your search to within 6km max. 90 % of your matches will be from that college especially if you match during class hours. With 2. depending with how much time you have in the town, it may be better to go on a first come first served basis. The first one who sets up the earliest date is the one you see. No time to waste.
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The plain old walk around. I know for people who are not good with cold approaches this will sound intimidating. The idea of just starting a conversation with strangers doesn’t sound too appealing to most people. But once you get the hang of it, it is actually very addictive. Just walk up to preferrably a group. Seam a comment in to something they were talking about just casually. They will be shocked, but if your comment fit neatly they will most probaby smile. Laugh it off, offer a greeting, say you are from out of town. I straight away ask if it’s okay to join in. Very very very unlikely to be told no. Africans are very friendly and chics tend to feel safer when they are with their group of friends. Asking for and getting a phone number will depend so much on how well you read the mood. Timing is key. With the phone number or phone numbers she’ll feel freer to chat with you as it can now be private, if she so wishes. Or if you really want to challenge yourself. You can cold approach singles or small groups and pull papo hapo. Not recommended for everyone.
Wachana na lanye. Challenge yourself and hone our skills.
Mkiombwa namba mnapean. No judging here. Ukienda Mlolongo ama Pipeline unitafute.
Hiyo ini hekaya ya @tall mnyama everywhere
Ironic that you keep bashing people who sleep with whores yet your hekayas are all over the thread and you remember exactly who wrote some of the hekayas
Enda place inaitwa Paradise
Paradise hapana mkubwa. The type of hookers you will find there are uglier than a warthog and a hippo combined.