Discussion in 'Hekaya' started by epoch, Nov 2, 2017.
Tumbo haikuwa na kitu alafu ikaanza kucomplain
That was the last time I attended a meeting on a. empty stomach afdhali nishibe kupita kiasi
men do not take nude selfies unless gay
my mzae decided to call in a favor since boy child hakuwa anafanikiwa kujitafutia job kazi ilkuwa kulewa na madem hic!( rick&morty style naration). sasa one day mimi huyo staggering my way home from my usual drinking sprees ilikuwa kindu 1130hrs hic! mtu akanitwangia simu kucheki ivi naona ni very senior persona very respectable man i shud say hic! ulevi ikapungua na nikachukua simu. akaniagiza nimtumie my documents to his email na akaniambia niandike email juu nilikuwa nimemdanganya niko kejani hic!(good boi image lazima imaintain). anyway nilifika home na kuanza kutengeneza email then nikasend alafu nikacollapse kwa bed hic! sasa wacha boi child aamke the next day aangalie kama email ilienda hic! nilikuwa nimandika jiberish (zzzznahdghgdggdg that kind of thing) alafu juu nilikuwa natumia phone nikaattach zile video za wazzup za kijana anawank kumbe ni viatu anabrush that kind of shit hic! hio mambo iliishia hapo. funny thing though i got the email right and everything else wrong! the devil is lie hic!
After campus i got attacched na NGO fulani huko Kisumu in the year 2012 as a clerk wa data entry,, that time Kenyalist was everywhere, whenever i reached at my job io ndio ya kwanza ku login, one day nimefungulia site za nudes na my boss a lady frm Kakamega came to correct something kwa whatever i was entering, tht time mmefungulia screen full because my computer ilikuwa kwa corner ya office , hizi machine za kitambo with 512Mb RAM ikakataa ku minimize screen,ni ivo ndio nilipewa off mpaka sahizi nangoja kupigiwa simu nirudi job
Hehe, umenikumbusha comp yangu ya 125mb memory. Kuna kunguru aliniwekea mchelele, but hakuwa anatambua mambo ya comp. Alikata cable ya tft na akaenda na screen akaacha cpu. I still have the machine since 2006.
These things are arranged by Satan!
Kama ni mimi ningeacha pombe hiyo siku.
pombe tunaachanga evry day.
Mine is not original, in fact, most of you might have fallen for it once. Now , our company's management consultant was in town to conduct his half year review. he normally organised some training session which he conducted before we got to the real business of the reviewing sales performance,(you dont want to attend one in a bad year such as this one). so every sales person was stuck in the boardroom complaining about deals the could have closed that day and meetings they had postponed. by the third hour, being naturally restless,i was already looking for a distraction and my phone accorded me one. stealthy, i checked into whatsapp to reply to some girl i was hoping to get slices from that weekend.
Now, there is this whatsapp group made of former colleagues from college and the devil tempted me to see what had been posted. an old friend had just posted a video, in hindsight, knowing the nature of my friends, i shouldn't have opened that video but as you know the devil is a liar.i lowered the volume on my phone to zero and clicked play. just an old man talking about nothing then came the texts "you need to raise volume to watch this video". without thinking i raised volume and you have never heard louder micwake noises. there is nobody in that boardroom who didn't hear it. i quickly switched it off but the damage was already done.
i kept my head high and collected my warning letter from HR the next day. life continues.
I think I know this story
Use Textra SMS app. Great interface, has option for delay up to 30 seconds. Download it on iOS ama Google Play . Na uweke default SMS app kwa phone
9 secs max delay lakini
Maze this is madeup fake boring story
and you bum fake ass niga
Watu wengine hawana creativity aki.....like none zero kabisa hii ata sio story unaeza pigia watu kwa matanga this is just lame creativity juu ya kuwatch vitimbi
look here fatface you should concentrate on loosing weight, the blubber is blocking oxygen from flowing to ur mock of a brain. excuse me if i don't respond to you again brain death is infectious.
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