Enyewe Jirani aka Jay I owe you a beer....

[bjurmann]

Eti manzi wa kwako akikuletea nyef nyef ukiwa umetulia Tu kwa hau...unamwambiaga mum wacha kukasirisha Jay please. Bado anaendelea. Fuse yako inachomeka wakati anaku point point kichwa akikuuliza Kama uko Na akili. Hapo ndipo unamrukia Na kumfunga Na mikono take Na hapa nyuma Na kumzaba makofi then unampiga tego hadi chini.....when I recall that comment I laugh Tu Kama chizi...funny man

 

[stunner]

mbicha ukicheka kama chizi au yote ni hekaya.....

 

[Deleted member 1310]

aki jay

 

[Hash_Tag]

i think @Jirani ni Morris kiplani hehehh,, ati after 2 hot slaps na kum-dwy fwy ruthlessly the empress tells Jirani ati; "bae unajua umeniumiza but I still luv u"
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[bjurmann]

Its incognito guys like him that makes this village interesting. You have no option other than laughing when some random funny comments comes to mind.

 

[Hash_Tag]

Da faaq?,, uyu mkamba kiswahili imepiga yeye chenga ikamwacha chini kapsaaaar!
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[bjurmann]

i think @Jirani ni Morris kiplani hehehh,, ati after 2 hot slaps na kum-dwy fwy ruthlessly the empress tells Jirani ati; "bae unajua umeniumiza but I still luv u"
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My thots when I saw that video. Si kwanza jay said after ma left right anamchukua design ya karau hadi bed Na kum Morris....then mwisho anamshow mum usiwe unakasirisha jay....oh God

 

[Kidinyi]

For some reason I think @bjurmann = @Jirani

 

[Hash_Tag]

Alafu @Jirani story zake hazikosangi 2 hot slaps; yaani lazima mtu afunikwange kofi kadhaa ndio wajue vile atasaidiwa. Its like he slaps you; then you turn the other cheek as Jesus said for the 2nd slap,,, ahaha

 

[Ice_Cube]

@Jirani is one funny chap story zake hua funny sana anafaa alete @Cabaye na aunty cabby

 

[dangerman]

Jay is one funny incognito always enjoy reading his stories

 

[chalky white]

@Jirani is one funny chap story zake hua funny sana anafaa alete @Cabaye na aunty cabby

Very funny character, one can't help but laugh at those comments ata kama ni ukabila anatype. There was a story @Cabaye told back in klost that still makes me laugh to date. He was giving advice on how to make a woman fall head over heels in love, and told of a girl he had applied those skills on. Cabaye claimed to have been so good in bed mpaka at some point the girl started saying "Aki cabaye unanipendua kama chapati." Mi hukumbuka hio part ya chapati naanza tu kucheka.

 

[chalky white]

 

[Ice_Cube]

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hiyo ya kupoint kichwa na kusema hana akili ndio it still gets me but its very irritating

 

[kush yule mnono]

Aki @Jirani kuja nunulia majamaa kinywaji. Si wamekusifu tu vinoma sana

 

[Chloe]

Da faaq?,, uyu mkamba kiswahili imepiga yeye chenga ikamwacha chini kapsaaaar!
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Da faaq?,, uyu mkamba kiswahili imepiga yeye chenga ikamwacha chini kapsaaaar!
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This is purely written in Kamba. Wacha kysoma kiswahili. Ask any Kamba and you'll see that it's written in Kamba. I can even see its in a Kamba town.

What else did you expect?

In Swahili its Duka La Dawa while in Kamba is Nduka Ya Ndawa.

Schiupit malenge wewe.

 

[WuTang]

This is purely written in Kamba. Wacha kysoma kiswahili. Ask any Kamba and you'll see that it's written in Kamba. I can even see its in a Kamba town.

What else did you expect?

In Swahili its Duka La Dawa while in Kamba is Nduka Ya Ndawa.

Schiupit malenge wewe.

Acha feelings madam. We now know you are a Kao. Eish!

 

[Unicorn]

This is purely written in Kamba. Wacha kysoma kiswahili. Ask any Kamba and you'll see that it's written in Kamba. I can even see its in a Kamba town.

What else did you expect?

In Swahili its Duka La Dawa while in Kamba is Nduka Ya Ndawa.

Schiupit malenge wewe.

 

[bjurmann]

For some reason I think @bjurmann = @Jirani

Wrong.

 

[Mathaais]

Schiupit malenge wewe.

Asi, this Chloe Kako na matusi hivi?