Enyewe Jirani aka Jay I owe you a beer....

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bjurmann

Village Elder
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Eti manzi wa kwako akikuletea nyef nyef ukiwa umetulia Tu kwa hau...unamwambiaga mum wacha kukasirisha Jay please. Bado anaendelea. Fuse yako inachomeka wakati anaku point point kichwa akikuuliza Kama uko Na akili. Hapo ndipo unamrukia Na kumfunga Na mikono take Na hapa nyuma Na kumzaba makofi then unampiga tego hadi chini.....when I recall that comment I laugh Tu Kama chizi...funny man
 

Hash_Tag

Village Elder
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i think @Jirani ni Morris kiplani hehehh,, ati after 2 hot slaps na kum-dwy fwy ruthlessly the empress tells Jirani ati; "bae unajua umeniumiza but I still luv u"
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bjurmann

Village Elder
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i think @Jirani ni Morris kiplani hehehh,, ati after 2 hot slaps na kum-dwy fwy ruthlessly the empress tells Jirani ati; "bae unajua umeniumiza but I still luv u"
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My thots when I saw that video. Si kwanza jay said after ma left right anamchukua design ya karau hadi bed Na kum Morris....then mwisho anamshow mum usiwe unakasirisha jay....oh God
 
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@Jirani is one funny chap story zake hua funny sana anafaa alete @Cabaye na aunty cabby
Very funny character, one can't help but laugh at those comments ata kama ni ukabila anatype. There was a story @Cabaye told back in klost that still makes me laugh to date. He was giving advice on how to make a woman fall head over heels in love, and told of a girl he had applied those skills on. Cabaye claimed to have been so good in bed mpaka at some point the girl started saying "Aki cabaye unanipendua kama chapati." Mi hukumbuka hio part ya chapati naanza tu kucheka.
 

Chloe

Village Elder
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Da faaq?,, uyu mkamba kiswahili imepiga yeye chenga ikamwacha chini kapsaaaar!
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Da faaq?,, uyu mkamba kiswahili imepiga yeye chenga ikamwacha chini kapsaaaar!
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This is purely written in Kamba. Wacha kysoma kiswahili. Ask any Kamba and you'll see that it's written in Kamba. I can even see its in a Kamba town.

What else did you expect?

In Swahili its Duka La Dawa while in Kamba is Nduka Ya Ndawa.

Schiupit malenge wewe.
 

WuTang

Village Chief
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This is purely written in Kamba. Wacha kysoma kiswahili. Ask any Kamba and you'll see that it's written in Kamba. I can even see its in a Kamba town.

What else did you expect?

In Swahili its Duka La Dawa while in Kamba is Nduka Ya Ndawa.

Schiupit malenge wewe.
Acha feelings madam. We now know you are a Kao. Eish!
 
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