Enyewe ulevi ni kitu poa

For the last two weeks i have been going to the bar everyday day to drink.

I have met and been introduced to many big people doing great things in various sectors of the economy. Watu kadhaa have been connected to jobs and major deals are on the way thanks to ulevi kila siku. I have tried various bars and so far kuna moja ya thika road na ya karen that are great. The only difference is that thika road kuna wadosi wa karau na karen ni watu wa biz wengi.

Ile kitu inaniangusha ni hii checki maneno. Deals zikiingiana nanunua toyota harriar mara dat!

If only one was able to drink at two bars at the same time.
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Wewe Kula tu pork umeskia Kuna outbreak ya tapeworms causing kifafa that is found in pork?

You will die young,what are those?

Kae ureaga mai

Dont sh*t where you eat in one picture.

Mamalls whorathis

stop eating those oil dripping shit, it is not healthy

Stupid niccurs missing the point, hio picha ilikuwa ya bash banae

We must have studied in the same high school. This phrase was too common there

Hiyo ni tka tka gani?

What is that black thing?

Black pudding.

its sold by farmers choice, can’t recall the name, it looks nasty, but its surprisingly quite tasty

Hehe,if it’s black,how do you know it’s cooked,ama ni ready to eat?

there are instructions on the wrapper on how long to cook it for

Don’t believe all that glitters, on your food choice, wacha uzungu. Africans were never pork eaters, these days blackies eating pork think they living well, yet you accumulating worms in your system.
None is directed towards you, just pointing out.

A pic speaks a thousand words… The OP is a smokie hawker. Hawks them in bars…
But having a dream sio mbaya…

Wakaaandaaaa foreeeveeeer !

Sausage