Ethiopian 'prophet' tries and fails to resurrect corpse

An Ethiopian family gave a ‘prophet’ permission to try resurrect a family member after hearing him tell the story of Lazarus from the New Testament who was brought back to life by Jesus.Getayawkal Ayele had tried to revive the corpse of Belay Biftu by lying on top of him and repeatedly yelling “Belay, wake up”.

Ona ujinga hapa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdUXtdd5VhQ

Huyo alikuwa na deni yake obviously…

:D:D:D:D

Still sad though.

Wampee time

He is not the first not will he be the last. Kuna fala inaitwa William K wa Kingdom seekers walijaribu kufufua maiti. Wakristo wako na mchezo

Knowing how perverted these prophets have become, it wouldn’t come as a shock if he attempted to fuck Belay…you know, as a way of “transmitting life” to the corpse.
This is why kyuktothecore wants to be cremated.

My Cousin was a member of this shit church. Nilimshow I’ll never let him forget his stupidity …saii ako JCC

Somehow not the prophet’s fault Belay is a lazy cunt :D:D

Wakristo wataniua aki siku moja aki :D:D:D:D:D Zile mangoto angekula…
Wapi prohet owuor aonyeshe huyu vile kunaenda?

Kuvuta Bhangi sio kitu mzuri by the way. Halafu by good luck huyo jamaa aamke pastor atatoka hapo kama safari rally :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D!

that man gonna get sick

How brainwashed can a people get

:D:D:D

nilijua hungekosa hapa. Na ulisomea primary ama highschool gani hio iko Kenya na haikuanzishwa na church? Na tuseme CRE ulikuwa unapata zero. Couldn’t condone such rubbish.

the funny thing with life ni kwamba mtu kama wewe ulikuwa tule tuvijana tulikuwa tunapenda Sunday school. First to arrive na kuruka ruka huko na mabible verse at the fingertips. I’d be curious to know at what point in life you decided God is imaginary. Ni professor fulani campus? Ni dame alikuwacha ukajam?

Let me ask a question: for what purpose was Lazarus brought back to life and did he die later? (10 marks)

Apparently, it was to show of the forthcoming blessings when the kingdom finally arrives and also that in the Kiingdom, death will be no more.
He died later because the kingdom is yet to come.

However because once u die u have already paid for the original sin, the second death means u sinned and cannot blame Adam & Eve. ([SIZE=2]sielewi hapa[/SIZE][SIZE=4]) so Lazurus must have died second time after he sinned… alienda kuitisha madeni I guess[ATTACH=full]185174[/ATTACH][/SIZE]

Rwanda genocide, palestine opression by Israel, 9/11 bombings, Syria downfall, Ferking terrorist americans, brits and soviets. The list is endless