Eti Simu

#1
Si last week nimejirusha kule tinder nikaangukia kapoko kamkale. Tukanego na ikakuwa 'kamenilike'. Mimi maneno ya kulike au kupenda ni kwa bibi yangu pekee. So tukameet over lunch. I know how to play my cards. Ndio mimi huyo I establish kanapenda swimming. I don't know about swimming but it makes women more open to ideas. Sato situmeswim huko Tumaini Nakuru. As we bask we get to talking and nikamuuliza, how do you like twende tao tuchukue hotel room. And she was like,room ya nini sasa? I was about to get mad when she added, "si tuende kwangu tu?"
I am a strong ambassador for the man child never to set foot in a house he doesn't pay. But my third leg was doing the thinking. I asked, huna chali? She answered in the affirmative and off we went. If I didn't leave blisters in her snatch, then she is one strong lady. And she was well tight. Having no further business, the meeting was closed with a word of prayer by the sheiman, and off I went. No turning back. Mission accomplished .
Two days later, I get this WhatsApp message. "Aki sorry nimekuwa offline, ni phone ilianza kuzima ovyo. Sijui nifanye nini aki na sitaki kuwa mteja......" I hadn't even tried to contact her.
 
#7
Si last week nimejirusha kule tinder nikaangukia kapoko kamkale. Tukanego na ikakuwa 'kamenilike'. Mimi maneno ya kulike au kupenda ni kwa bibi yangu pekee. So tukameet over lunch. I know how to play my cards. Ndio mimi huyo I establish kanapenda swimming. I don't know about swimming but it makes women more open to ideas. Sato situmeswim huko Tumaini Nakuru. As we bask we get to talking and nikamuuliza, how do you like twende tao tuchukue hotel room. And she was like,room ya nini sasa? I was about to get mad when she added, "si tuende kwangu tu?"
I am a strong ambassador for the man child never to set foot in a house he doesn't pay. But my third leg was doing the thinking. I asked, huna chali? She answered in the affirmative and off we went. If I didn't leave blisters in her snatch, then she is one strong lady. And she was well tight. Having no further business, the meeting was closed with a word of prayer by the sheiman, and off I went. No turning back. Mission accomplished .
Two days later, I get this WhatsApp message. "Aki sorry nimekuwa offline, ni phone ilianza kuzima ovyo. Sijui nifanye nini aki na sitaki kuwa mteja......" I hadn't even tried to contact her.
Probably you paid top dollar for that over used pu**y!!
 
#19
Kwanini ushaikua maraya?
Enyewe people read what they want to read.. Story ya kukuwa malaya imetoka wapi sasa..

Memorizing numbers of someone who feeds you is SURVIVAL 101.. Your kids, if your have any, have memorized your number.. My statement is not limited to malayas, it universally applies to everyone under employment or depends on clients to pay his/her rent.. You need a hardcopy of your client-list

Not everyone is privy to apple cloud or google drive to keep contacts..
 

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