Eti Simu

Dayv

Village Elder
#22
:D:D:D:D.. Unalipa malaya alafu anakuambia ati ako na shida ya simu...:D:D:D:D.. Dumb whore that one.

A clever whore has a client list (numbers) memorized or written down on a piece of paper.. If you're selling this thing, be clever about it..
I didn't pay a cent. Labda useme swimming na lunch.
 

Kimakia

Village Sponsor
#24
Si last week nimejirusha kule tinder nikaangukia kapoko kamkale. Tukanego na ikakuwa 'kamenilike'. Mimi maneno ya kulike au kupenda ni kwa bibi yangu pekee. So tukameet over lunch. I know how to play my cards. Ndio mimi huyo I establish kanapenda swimming. I don't know about swimming but it makes women more open to ideas. Sato situmeswim huko Tumaini Nakuru. As we bask we get to talking and nikamuuliza, how do you like twende tao tuchukue hotel room. And she was like,room ya nini sasa? I was about to get mad when she added, "si tuende kwangu tu?"
I am a strong ambassador for the man child never to set foot in a house he doesn't pay. But my third leg was doing the thinking. I asked, huna chali? She answered in the affirmative and off we went. If I didn't leave blisters in her snatch, then she is one strong lady. And she was well tight. Having no further business, the meeting was closed with a word of prayer by the sheiman, and off I went. No turning back. Mission accomplished .
Two days later, I get this WhatsApp message. "Aki sorry nimekuwa offline, ni phone ilianza kuzima ovyo. Sijui nifanye nini aki na sitaki kuwa mteja......" I hadn't even tried to contact her.
She want money for repairing the phone or needs a new one
 

MyStyle

Village Elder
#26
Ndio mimi huyo I establish kanapenda swimming. I don't know about swimming but it makes women more open to ideas. Sato situmeswim huko Tumaini Nakuru. As we bask we get to talking and nikamuuliza, how do you like twende tao tuchukue hotel room.
Ngiti ngui...mbisha hata ya swimming pool drain hauna? Hata mbisha ya signage ya Tumaini haungepata? Hata mbisha ya question mark ya maswali uliuliza mkibask? Ngiiiiiittiiiiiiiiiiiii
 

Bokilo

Village Elder
#30
@Dayv aliona uko desperate sana na nyau na huna place ingine ungepata. Ndio maana anadhani ako kwa driving seat aku control
Mwingine nilimpata sosho media,and within that day number ikapeanwa na nikaminvite tu chill out.Si alikuja late eti lazima arudi kwake hawezi wacha mgeni..nikatwanga kitu nikampa fare ta kurudi kwake.
Keshoye akanicall na kuniwhatsapp eti nimtumie lunch.Si hivyo ndivo nimemnyamazia hadi wa leo.
 

ChifuMbitika

Village Sponsor
#31
Kalenjin lanyes are the sweetest in Kenya. They befriend you and can't steal from you. They don't drug you or extort money unfairly. They are very polite and sisterly. I had one and we pushed things for almost a year. At times she even gave it free or on credit.
 

Dayv

Village Elder
#32
Kalenjin lanyes are the sweetest in Kenya. They befriend you and can't steal from you. They don't drug you or extort money unfairly. They are very polite and sisterly. I had one and we pushed things for almost a year. At times she even gave it free or on credit.
Are they?! Mwingine alijaribu kuniuzia kuma ati 2500? I actually asked her kwani ni mahari nalipia. Eldoret ina mambo.
 
#37
i think wewe ndio fala, kindly
Let me redpill you.

- you can never negotiate intimacy.
- women should only ever be a compliment to a mans life, never the focus of it.
- women will f**k maybe not me or you but they will f**k someone.all women are sexual you just need to be the right guy at the right time for the job.
-women are attracted to masculine independence. women don't want a man who will do everything she says
they want to be told no.


you paying for stuff and later paying for pu**y is the peak of betaness. 80% of kenyan men are blue pilled heavily, convinced that you need to spend cash on a woman so that she should be interested in you, people think that that i joke when i say that i get pu**y thrown at me all the time and i decline 40% of it, i have fucked girls 30 min after i meet them in a club did i take 2 weeks to seduce her, no! did i pay for her rent money, no! for gods sake i don't even know their name, anyway what would a blue pilled beta know about 5% of the red pilled alpha continue white knighting and throwing money at your cute little princesses.
 

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