Eti Simu

Si last week nimejirusha kule tinder nikaangukia kapoko kamkale. Tukanego na ikakuwa ‘kamenilike’. Mimi maneno ya kulike au kupenda ni kwa bibi yangu pekee. So tukameet over lunch. I know how to play my cards. Ndio mimi huyo I establish kanapenda swimming. I don’t know about swimming but it makes women more open to ideas. Sato situmeswim huko Tumaini Nakuru. As we bask we get to talking and nikamuuliza, how do you like twende tao tuchukue hotel room. And she was like,room ya nini sasa? I was about to get mad when she added, “si tuende kwangu tu?”
I am a strong ambassador for the man child never to set foot in a house he doesn’t pay. But my third leg was doing the thinking. I asked, huna chali? She answered in the affirmative and off we went. If I didn’t leave blisters in her snatch, then she is one strong lady. And she was well tight. Having no further business, the meeting was closed with a word of prayer by the sheiman, and off I went. No turning back. Mission accomplished .
Two days later, I get this WhatsApp message. “Aki sorry nimekuwa offline, ni phone ilianza kuzima ovyo. Sijui nifanye nini aki na sitaki kuwa mteja…” I hadn’t even tried to contact her.

why should i read beyond here?

Now we are taking “whores” for dates!
Ok.

maajab

@Abba ,ebu Leta Rana Temporaria editions zote , tafadhali.

How will you award marks if you don’t read the whole hekaya?

Probably you paid top dollar for that over used pussy!!

next time do not set foot into someone’s house to do the deed. neutral place.

alafu, chieth! jinga wewe unapeleka malaya date ndio mjuane? apologise to the kijiji.

Rusha digits hapa, pia sisi tujishindie.

She does Incall only and was only working in her office,hiyo lunch ni team building tu.

Keep the hekayas coming.

Nilitoa. Let me ask someone to help . @The Real Bingwa Wakanyama do your thing. Leta fauna

ukiamkia pimples kwa lipunda usikuje kulia hapa

hapa anataka ukuwe NGO to sponsor vitu hazipo kwake

Picha ya swimmingpu?

:D:D:D:D… Unalipa malaya alafu anakuambia ati ako na shida ya simu…:D:D:D:D… Dumb whore that one.

A clever whore has a client list (numbers) memorized or written down on a piece of paper… If you’re selling this thing, be clever about it…

ati swimming wewe ni fala, mimi nawaleta kwa keja, kunakuanga na jameson mzinga always tumumunye kidogo alafu boom kula yeye,3hrs after next!

Kwanini ushaikua maraya?

Enyewe people read what they want to read… Story ya kukuwa malaya imetoka wapi sasa…

Memorizing numbers of someone who feeds you is SURVIVAL 101… Your kids, if your have any, have memorized your number… My statement is not limited to malayas, it universally applies to everyone under employment or depends on clients to pay his/her rent… You need a hardcopy of your client-list

Not everyone is privy to apple cloud or google drive to keep contacts…

i think wewe ndio fala, kindly