Everline; Guka's New Luhya Squeeze

#1
Age: 24.
Tribe: Marachi.
Height: 5ft1.
Profession: None, stay home daughter of a man almost half my age.
Colour: What colour are Luhyas, stupid?
Drink: Two wine glasses, dead drunk.
Most attractive quality: Ushamba. Dirty titties.
Most unattractive quality: Weird beliefs, such as witchcraft.
Favourite food: Chicken.
Most sick wish: She has an older twin (fraternal). Go figure.

Ni end-life crisis ama ni nini? Why should Guka pour powder-cum into such a gal?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
 
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kasaman

Village Elder
#10
Age: 24.
Tribe: Malachi.
Height: 5ft1.
Profession: None, stay home daughter of a man almost half my age.
Colour: What colour are Luhyas, stupid?
Drink: Two wine glasses, dead drunk.
Most attractive quality: Ushamba. Dirty titties.
Most unattractive quality: Weird beliefs, such as witchcraft.
Favourite food: Chicken.
Most sick wish: She has an older twin (fraternal). Go figure.

Ni end-life crisis ama ni nini? Why should Guka pour powder-cum into such a gal?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
'Muthungu akura ariaga tucao ' meaning , we revisit the constitution !
 

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