Everline; Guka's New Luhya Squeeze

Age: 24.
Tribe: Marachi.
Height: 5ft1.
Profession: None, stay home daughter of a man almost half my age.
Colour: What colour are Luhyas, stupid?
Drink: Two wine glasses, dead drunk.
Most attractive quality: Ushamba. Dirty titties.
Most unattractive quality: Weird beliefs, such as witchcraft.
Favourite food: Chicken.
Most sick wish: She has an older twin (fraternal). Go figure.

Ni end-life crisis ama ni nini? Why should Guka pour powder-cum into such a gal?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Hold on to your pace maker ama ukute unapewa heart attack.

Guka gathenge…
Malachi “was the writer of the Book of Malachi, the last book of the Neviim section in the Hebrew Bible…”

Malachi ni wapi

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woi tafuta @kingolonde akuambie vile kunaendanga, naona ukituacha soon. ION we we guka hutudanganya vile we we ni mweupe. Kuna picha ulituekea klost ya dry tits of Ruthigiti ulikuwa umebeat sana

Such kienyejis are addictive sikilia hapo and ferk your age away

uko na kisiagi kwanza.

Who doesnt like those kienyeji squeezs…pia mimi I wouldn’t mind kuweka muti ndani ya ballot box ya one of those rural chiqs. Wanakaa kuwa na the tightest punan.

'Muthungu akura ariaga tucao ’ meaning , we revisit the constitution !

prepare kuruka kama ndege

Kwa bibilia

Marachi not Malachi

Samehea shiny eye

Are you equipped to deal with her, it’s claimed that people from the mountain have small tools.

Kamoja jioni, kamoja asubuhi, kare kii?

Yaani unamaanisha atakuwa anakula kaukali katogo ya 4Kg flour for breakfast? Haya, wacha niende huko Nyandarua nikapande mahindi…

Siku hizi wazee hawana adabu. I went with my 21yr old squeeze pale K.U nikamwacha mdani ya gari. Some old mzee, 60’s alikuwa amepark next akaanza kuambia dame “nice hair”… I admired his guts at such an advanced age. Wazee ni hatari:D:D

75 Guka’s current age

  • 24 Everine’s age

51 yrs difference

Ndio maana tuko na shida za kiajabu huku Kenya.Such wazees used to be intercessors with our ancestors not long ago.

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