Experience or not ?

Baba Toto

Village Elder
#1
After hearing how Risper Faith's worn out punani earned her family 2.5 million, I asked myself which is worse:
1. To marry a sexually inexperienced female and try to teach her tricks only to find out she hates sex. You are then stuck with a frigid bitch and have to outsource services to a more experienced kunguru.
2. To marry the experienced kunguru and enjoy sex for many years but live with the shame of knowing where her experience came from.
For women, it is an easy choice. They want good sex as long as you hide the source of your experience.
Men want someone who is good in bed and yet innocent at the same time.
How now ?
It is a common assumption that the longer a woman sleeps with you, the better she becomes.
The reality is that the first ten sessions you have will probably be the maximum pleasure you will enjoy.
From there its downhill.
Wengine wetu tukifikiria kuenda bedroom kupata mama toto, we end up watching late night news from Mongolia ndio alale kabisa.
Kama sio maliar na kunguru kuniokoa, I would be blueballed for life.
 

uwesmake

DRYFRY ARTIST
#4
Really! This is what is keeping you awake? Unless ulioa virgin, bibi yako at one time alinyonya mtree ya mtu, and there is no guarantee hatanyonya akiwa kwako. Worry about bigger things, like what next for Baba.
Really! This is what is keeping you awake? Unless ulioa virgin, bibi yako at one time alinyonya mtree ya mtu, and there is no guarantee hatanyonya akiwa kwako. Worry about bigger things, like what next for Baba.

kende moja niaje
 

Baba Toto

Village Elder
#16
Really! This is what is keeping you awake? Unless ulioa virgin, bibi yako at one time alinyonya mtree ya mtu, and there is no guarantee hatanyonya akiwa kwako. Worry about bigger things, like what next for Baba.
When you consume certain substances like alcohol, they make you think of shitty scenarios.
 
#17
We met an old man in a pub in Kiambu a while ago and he bought us booze mpaka we had enough. When we tried to leave at five AM, he told us almost in tears Ma ya Ngai mwauga nyinukire ngoma hiyo ? True of God you say I go home to that devil ?
This is why you will prosper in your chosen profession.
He he he, si kwa unbaya, but what exactly happens in these homes with Nyeri/Kiambu women. Huko nje they look soo gentle.
 

Purple

Moderator
Staff member
#20
Shida ya uyo jamaa ni kuoa a renowned malaya....no man will ever look at him with respect.
Weka list ya wanaume wote hapa plus effidense, otherwise ni udaku. Hii jina malaya imetumiwa ovyo sana. You don’t like a chic or maybe her dressing style provokes you so unamuita malaya. The jamaa who paid 2.5 million dowry has no complaints wewe mbona una machungu? Sio sabuni ati ...acha tu :p:)
He he he, si kwa unbaya, but what exactly happens in these homes with Nyeri/Kiambu women. Huko nje they look soo gentle.
They are the best in homemaking the rest is noise. :rolleyes:
 

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