Extortion in S. Sudan.

Hii kijiji iko na dryspell ya hekaya wacha niwaambie moja fupi tu.

Kuna time nilikuwa Juba S. Sudan, for those who know the place well, on Mboro street before ufike the now famous John Garang memorial park around 2005 there used to be a huge soko and shops and that was where i was supposed to offload vitu za wholesale from Nairobi.

That morning having gotten to Juba, we sat with Dan my turnboy patiently waiting for the shop owner to open so that we could offload.
Mimi kukaa sudan sipendi, i prefer offloading as quickly as possible then heading back home.

My shop owner delayed to open and some sudanese stranger knocked on my drivers door and requested i move the truck foward coz my trailer was blocking the next shop.

Mimi na ufala yangu…nikagurumisha msendes na kusonga mbele…

Uuuuuuiiiii!!!
Accident!!!
Murder!!!
Murder!!!
Driver you have just killed our security…
Driver how are we supposed to live now when you have just murdered our trusted security??
We cannot even sleep safely at night now…

Nikashuka msendes fasta kuangalia…

Hehehehehe …kumbe the sudanese fools had placed a dead dog/mzoga between the trailer tyres ndio nikanyage nilipe.
Wadau hiyo umbwa imeoza nililipa the sudanese fools 500USD after bargaining for a few hours na saa hiyo bunduki zimetolewa kama zote nikose kutoa pesa nione.

Hehehe…sudanese ni maumbwa tu.

I have Kenyan born and raised South Sudanese friends who have moved to Juba for business.

If they move around with bodyguards, how much more of non-South Sudanese? Ha!

That market was called customs. Those guys were damn primitive…

Yeah customs…they “were” and still “are” primitive

Inakuwanga hivyo, ukirushwa cell yao utakubali

There is some guy who paid USD 2,000 for a knocked goat. He was told if it was not for him to go to Junub the goat would not have died and would have sired and multiplied. I feel bad when I see these guys having a field day in Kenya.

Savages:D

And motherfuckers are just roaming here without anyone harassing them!!!
You are making my blood to boil man!

With such a mentality, they will remain a colony of kenya and never develop their industries. Wacha waendeleo hivyo hivyo

Nyumba yangu haiwezi kaa sudanese, i’d rather ikae bila tenant.

Man, these folks are thick like mud. They reason like homo erectus…

They need to be colonized first…colonization is like mentorship

The only guy who can challenge their IQ in this village is @Panyaste from Berndora.

My South Sudanese friends have a hard time employing them and employ Kenyans instead and deal with the authorities later.

Kabla muite our matte black neighbours primitive mnafaa kujua wageni hugongwa kila mahali.
I have a tour operator buddy, aliniambia he likes chinku clients coz they like breaking the law and they have no qualms paying bribes to get out of a tight corner.
Story goes he saw one pick a baby tortoise and put it in his bag. He called his ranger buddy who was to wait for them at the hotel the chinku was staying.
So the ranger searched his bag, found out the tortoise wasn’t even alive, it was just a shell, wakacheza kama wao jamaa akatoboka 500 USD asilale ndani.

Hawa watu walifanya tukawacha kukunywa pub flani so sales went down and the necessary was done by management

Malizia hekaya. Ingawa nowadays wamesota unlike back in the days when they frequented joints. Nowadays naona wasudi wakivaa mtumba na kubargain vitu wakinunua . Around 2011-2013 that was unheard of.

Wengine walikulana Vita wacha tu

Kwani UN imewadump?

tangu wapate self rule in 2012 or sometime around there UN ikawatoka. Wengi walirudi ma kwao na wenye walibaki na wale their kin work in the S.S govt as senior officials ama watu wao wako majuu.