Farting....

[Gee]

well dudes, do hot chicks fart? then why do you hate when a fellow man farts.
watu wengine wana tabia mbaya

Confucius say, Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.

WHEN YOU SHOULD NEVER FART:

1. Inside a crowded Lift.
2. Inside a public library.
3. On a crowded train.
4. Whilst giving a speech.
5. In Church.
6. Whilst on a date.
7. In a packed lecture theatre.
8. In your office.
9. At a cinema.
10. In a walk-in freezer - it’ll linger a while
11. In a ticket line.
12. On an airplane.
13. During confession
14. In the bed, whilst feeling frisky.
15. In bed when you’re feeling frisky
16. While fighting fire in a burning building
17. In a patrol car for a minor violation

WHEN TO FART:

1. Bosses office as you are about to leave. - best to make sure it’s silent but violent.
2. In a bathroom.
3. In the cashiers line - it’s bound to speed things up.
4. The empty elevator before you get off.
5. Beside an occupied dressing room - no doubt it’ll quickly become unnocupied.
6. Your co-workers cubicle at the office.
7. When deep sea diving.
8. Back seat of the Police Mobile after being arrested.
9. In your car if you’ve been carjacked.
10. During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors.

Why do farts stink? So that deaf people can enjoy them also!

[mashapiki]

tulikua tunashuta kwa exam room ina act kama repelant

[Kaffir]

Back seat of the Police Mobile after being arrested.
Hi nikuomba kichapo !

[Kigaz]

Kunyamba kwa Sauna…the see those fat men becoming epileptic instantly…

[inzhener_otmetka]

You should also desist from farting when posting a thread…

[samachel]

Si you are an inspiration OP. Plato would be proud

[Greedy_Genius]

@Gee

well dudes, do hot chicks fart? then why do you hate when a fellow man farts.
watu wengine wana tabia mbaya

Confucius say, Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.

WHEN YOU SHOULD NEVER FART:

1. Inside a crowded Lift.
2. Inside a public library.
3. On a crowded train.
4. Whilst giving a speech.
5. In Church.
6. Whilst on a date.
7. In a packed lecture theatre.
8. In your office.
9. At a cinema.
10. In a walk-in freezer - it’ll linger a while
11. In a ticket line.
12. On an airplane.
13. During confession
14. In the bed, whilst feeling frisky.
15. In bed when you’re feeling frisky
16. While fighting fire in a burning building
17. In a patrol car for a minor violation

WHEN TO FART:

1. Bosses office as you are about to leave. - best to make sure it’s silent but violent.
2. In a bathroom.
3. In the cashiers line - it’s bound to speed things up.
4. The empty elevator before you get off.
5. Beside an occupied dressing room - no doubt it’ll quickly become unnocupied.
6. Your co-workers cubicle at the office.
7. When deep sea diving.
8. Back seat of the Police Mobile after being arrested.
9. In your car if you’ve been carjacked.
10. During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors.

Why do farts stink? So that deaf people can enjoy them also!

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[uwesmake]

@Gee

Why do farts stink? So that deaf people can enjoy them also!

:D:D:D