Fear of ending up with a high mileage kunguru for a wife

Elders.

I finally hit the age of 30. According to me Imefika wakati wa kuoa, I ain’t the MTGOW type, I am the kind who want their precious genes to be passed down the generations. Now, I don’t have a problem with getting a mwoman, greatest challenge ni kutafuta kunguru mileage iko chini. As we all know, their is no way one can gauge the number of dicks kunguru amekula, all we have are theoritical probabilities primarily based on age and looks.

According to Ktalk elders, a very fine looking single kunguru age of 25 and above, is likely to have a mileage sized from Mombasa all the way to Kisumu compared to average looking kungurus her age who would have a mileage 10 times lesser! I don’t know if this theory holds.

Be that as it may, mimi nimeamua liwe liwalo, lazima nitasettle na anything above 8/10 bora kuna compatibility. Now issue ni, sijui nitafunga tu macho nilenge maneno ya mileage bora kuna compatibility ama nilegeze msimamo niende average looking kunguru whose mileage is probably low even though there is no guarantees hajakuliwa sana.

But Heck! have been in many relationships, looks matters… But maybe for marriage it could be different, I don’t know man

:DHow did you come to that conclusion genius?

You thinking marriage

Another day in betaville. Nunua shoka while at it.

MTGOW president…

Bad news for you, I ain’t joining your bandwagon.
Naingia marriage group. lakini nikiwa red pilled!

Madame average ndio lighskin na Subaru boys hupractice nao before realizing their super powers.

Vile unaongea wewe ingia Tu MGTOW mapema and stop delaying things

There are good women out there. Lakini I would advise u to avoid hii mambo ya matching vitenges. Piga yeye ball akizaa and she is on the 2nd pregnancy then ndio una-formalize traditionally. Ukianza proposals za mount kenya u shall forever keep trying to impress her

I second

@BingwaMark-Endee twambie why he is a fool.

Coz you are a result of a menstrual bleed that made a baby

Good luck beta. Go for a cute 23 year old kienyeji zalisha yeye

Kenya is doomed if people who think like you want to reproduce.

Najua kuna watu watapinga, but the best place for wife hunting is church. I’ll repeat, najua kuna watu watapinga. Anyway, start attending a true bible believing church if you’re serious about this issue. If you’re not religious, then find someone who was raised up in shagz, dame mwenye amekam town recently maybe for college. I grew up in Nairobi but honestly speaking, I can never recommend town guys na vichwa zao ngumu, most are narcissists.

Kumbe MGTOW gang ni kubwa hivi? I thought ni @Mimi Huwa Namwaga Ndanii and a few

From your advice, would settle for a cute shagz girl. Nitamchanua in my own way

Here is the irony of life, you marry so called high mileage and she is the best wife and mother bcz she done hang up her boots.

You marry a virgin then one day she catches you cheating, she’s Madd and decides to revenge, she then gets fucked by anyone with a penis without even protecting herself bora she’s on family planning it’s all that matters, in about a year’s time the good girl virgin you married has slept with over 20 men raw. Life is never as straightforward as most naive folk think. Afadhali you marry high mileage women who is tired of that life like purple. Women who have been pumped and dumped alot appreciate marriage more than virgins who feel entitled and once she catches you cheating one time, she will be so mad she can even go for your own brother or friends to revenge. From my observations the ladies who are really promiscuous are the disappointment or disillusioned virgins.

Anyway its your choice. Btw it’s easier to get a virgin in the city than in shags.

Absolutely, you won’t regret it. Most village girls weren’t brought up with househelps. They were raised knowing how to value family life, how to manage a house effortlessly, cooking , cleaning, farming, frugality, it’s in their blood. As long as amesoma kiasi so you can relate on an intellectual level. The rest are minor details.

Boda bodas have made transport very affordable and can be found everywhere in Kenya…
Even in shags…
Just wanted to inform you…
In case you get stranded next time you visit 254…
They give very good discounts to women…
How you use this information is up to you.

In this generation getting a low mileage lady above 23 ni ngumu sana all the best…

The most important part of a wife is not the face or pùssy. The most important part of a wife is the head, what is inside. Kama ako na kichwa mzuri.