Female Harvesters

[kukuru_kakara]

A story is told of a young man who always(his own words) wore a kofia(CD) whenever enjoying amorous moments with his girlfriend.
One day, the girl got pregnant. The guy couldn’t understand how since protection had always been his priority.

Well, according to a story on Standard Digital, I have found the answer; women harvest male sperms.
The article says, through confessions, that women either steal used condoms from disposal points or when asked to dispose, they transfer your sperms from the CD to another container and store it for future use.
Some use it for beauty(skin therapy), others to get kids due to perceived intelligence genes and for blackmail.

If you ever used a CD but still has a child, investigate.

[system]

Are you nullifying pastor deya miracles?

[nairobilay]

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[system]

@Guru njoo hapa useme vile ume.waste 2mins of your life

[yu2]

Total assassination of the Queens language!

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[AMB_Sunday]

@kukuru kakara

A story is told of a ypung man who always(his own words) wore kofia(CD) whenever enjoying amorous moments with the girlfriend.
One day, the girl got pregnant but the guy couldn’t understand how. Protrction had always been his priority.

Well, according to a story on Standard Digital, I found the amswer; women harvest male sperms.
The article says, through confessions, that women either steal used condoms from disposal points or when asked to dispose, they transfer your sperms from the CD to anotger container and store it for future use.
Some use it for beauty(skin therapy), others to get kids due to perceived intelligence genes and for blackmail.

If you ever used a CD but still has a child, investigate.

Hii tuliona 1961

[kukuru_kakara]

@AMB_Sunday

Hii tuliona 1961

Kwa hivo???

Kunia kwa choo pole pole

[kukuru_kakara]

@yu2

Total assassination of the Queens language!

Who are you again? Ohh, NV, yaani New Virgin. Shut up

Someone to fisk this comment

[kukuru_kakara]

@Theuri wa kigogoine

Are you nullifying pastor deya miracles?

Perhaps he is the brains behind this

[El_chappoh]

Matiang’i kujia wana wako.the English used is really wanting

[Elin]

Hii tuliona when Joseph and Mary were walking to bethlehem.

[system]

Hii hatujaona but naona Kama ilikuwa published in 1973

[denis_young]

Unafikiria watu hujenga choo ya shimo/ kioro kia irima for what purpose. Fisi lazima ajenge moja to disposes of his million potential kids.

[Guru]

@Kermit the Frog

@Guru njoo hapa useme vile ume.waste 2mins of your life

This I attest.
There is a lady who brags having done it and succeeded. She sucked the load in a syringe and iseminated herself (I am yet to be convinced that this is possible). May be Dr. @Luther12 can explain at what temps can sperm survive. The kid resembles the guy. Problem is that the guy has no idea that he has such a kid. It’s a strange world I tell u.

[kukuru_kakara]

@Elin

Hii tuliona when Joseph and Mary were walking to bethlehem.

Tupe hekaya tafadhali

[Budspencer]

@kukuru kakara

A story is told of a young man who always(his own words) wore a kofia(CD) whenever enjoying amorous moments with his girlfriend.
One day, the girl got pregnant. The guy couldn’t understand how since protection had always been his priority.

Well, according to a story on Standard Digital, I have found the answer; women harvest male sperms.
The article says, through confessions, that women either steal used condoms from disposal points or when asked to dispose, they transfer your sperms from the CD to another container and store it for future use.
Some use it for beauty(skin therapy), others to get kids due to perceived intelligence genes and for blackmail.

If you ever used a CD but still has a child, investigate.

NV keti pale ukingoja @introvert na hii kizungu yako

[karema-hitI]

I read somewhere that even dry humping can get a chic paged. Ogopa hio shimo

[TheNewDon]

Boss, Liverpool inaua spurs!!

[system]

@kukuru kakara

A story is told of a young man who always(his own words) wore a kofia(CD) whenever enjoying amorous moments with his girlfriend.
One day, the girl got pregnant. The guy couldn’t understand how since protection had always been his priority.

Well, according to a story on Standard Digital, I have found the answer; women harvest male sperms.
The article says, through confessions, that women either steal used condoms from disposal points or when asked to dispose, they transfer your sperms from the CD to another container and store it for future use.
Some use it for beauty(skin therapy), others to get kids due to perceived intelligence genes and for blackmail.

If you ever used a CD but still has a child, investigate.

Hii tuliona before kenyatta apee mama ngina through pass

[system]

@Guru

This I attest.
There is a lady who brags having done it and succeeded. She sucked the load in a syringe and iseminated herself (I am yet to be convinced that this is possible). May be Dr. @Luther12 can explain at what temps can sperm survive. The kid resembles the guy. Problem is that the guy has no idea that he has such a kid. It’s a strange world I tell u.

Hii swali tulijibu hapa siku fulani. Way back in my high school days there was a radio program that addressed teenage sexuality issues. Among the things that came up was that sperms remain viable in the vaginal tract for up to 72hrs, on a moist surface for about 48hrs and dry surface (including skin and clothing) for about 24hrs.