Kugurumisha nduthi has somehow been a very controversial and dividing topic although its still a very interesting conversation. It has been practised ever since and to this date, considered a natural act sometinng not to be too ashamed of. I got to know about wanking in high school but i never really was concerned about it coz tulikuwa tunaenjoyiana sana kuhusu hiyo kama mtu amefunga room unamwuliza kama anawank. So it was a somewhat ashaming thing. It was during those days that siku moja, that period before people slept, si kuna wale virukaruka kama mimi tunazunguka rooms za watu kabla walale tukiwachokoza. So during those random roundtrips nikafika kwa room ya beshte yangu. We used to do random things kama kufunikia mtu blanketi mpaka kichwa na kuishikilia tukimgonga anastruggle kutoka and the like. So kufika huko my friend hakuwa amelala and the roommates walikuwa on pia. Mind you i was in form one. Mimi sikuwa nabullyiwa na nini na nini coz i had a cuzo, two actually: in form 3 and form 4, no wonder nilikuwa mchokozi hivyo.
So kufika hapo tukapigapiga story nikimgongagonga kichwa, (i was bullying my fellow form ones), then nikienda kutoka nikamfunua. That was one of the clearest images that’s in my memory. Kumbe jamaa anasuguasugua willy yake polepole mahn. Ni kama huyo jamaa alikuwa anambao akigongwagongwa. Watu wote wakaona wakapasua. That guy must be mentioning me in his tales of most embarassing situations. Come to think of it today, i think he enjoys bdsm. Kutoka siku hiyo sijawahi funua mtu amelala tena.
Up until form 2 when i broke my virginty officially i never even got to think about kuwasha nduthi. I unofficially broke my virginty in class six when i was raped by a form 4 girl (story for another day) lakini alikuwa ananiambia niguzisheguzishe na sikuwahi mwaga. So mpaka campo Kugurumisha nduthi was nothing but a story, a shameful myth that never happens.
It was one of those days during festivies kama za sahii. Christmas, boxing day and all. I was around 23 years. Cousins wamekam over na mimi every christmas i must spend home but afterwards na new year’s niko aireaire. So after watu wameenda kuna wale cousins huwa wameachwa. None was my age mate. The oldest alikuwa form 3 na ndio tulikuwa tunalala naye kwa kathingira, sq.
Kulala ni double decker so mimi chini yeye juu. I usually have insomnia so that day usingizi haikuwa inakam so i had a very hard time sleeping. Vile mtu hulala nusunusu lakini hakashiki. Huyu kijana nilikuwa nimempea comp ajienjoy coz data bundles za wifi zilikuwa zimeisha. Hakukuwa zuku then. Akazima lights kila mtu ajitaftie usingizi. Yeye akawachwa akiangalia simu.
So mi nikijaribu kulala nikaskia simu ikivibrate nikamwambia azime inanisumbua. Mimi huyo naendelea kutafuta usingizi one hour later. Katika hiyo harakati nikaskia ile sauti ya kama mti inaingizwaingizwa kwa sink to unblock. Nikashangaa but nikaona ninyamaze nisikie further. Ubaya wa double-decker hainaga aibu so ikaanza kutingika, nikafikiria huyu jamaa anadinya mattress. Wueeehhh. Nilimaka. Hapo ndio kila kitu ilifall into place. Huyu jamaa alimaliza bundles yeye mwenyewe. Kama 5gb last night. Kumbe hiyo ndio ilikuwa kazi. Na that phone that Jack had was connected to the WiFi but nilidisconnect coz madhe alikuwa amemtetesha asiwahi shika simu yake coz yeye humaliza mb. So before ziishe nilimwambia hakuna so if he connected, i had played myself coz i had told him hakuna.
Anyway kitanda inavibrate na naskia sauti ya kitu inamove up and down. Nikasema kama anafanya kitu mbaya ntajua. So i pretended to roll and all of a sudden, quiet. Maybe amewacha. Kidogokidogo nikaskia the rubbing has started and it got more vigorous na kitanda like before ikaanza kushake. Nikajua hapa kuna mtu anajidhulumu. I assumed hii ni mazoeano. How do you wank in the presence of an older person? Nikaskia kujam but nikalenga hiyo story. So the next thirty or so minutes kazi ilikuwa kukatsia jamaa starehe yake.
Nikiskia ameenda sana nasigh anatulia then the process starts all over again. Rubbing then shaking. Nikikaakaa naturn kunatulia. Nilikuwa nimeobserve ya kutosha nikaona sasa nimconfront.
Nikajiuluza nitasema nini? So i started thinking of a way to approach the awkward situation. Sijui niseme, " Jack ni kazi gani unafanya hapo juu?" ama “Jack wacha kutingiza kitanda” ama " Sasa Jack , si hizi vitu mtu hufanya kisirisiri?" Nikaona wacha tu nimwambie, “uko na nguvu mingi sana kama unaweza fanya biashara kama hiyo nikiwa nimelala hapa tu chini?”
Instead of embarassing and katsiaring the young man, nikaona wacha nilenge amalize. Nikaskia shwa shwa shwa chuu… kijana akapumua nje na ndani na akatulia. Akashuka kitanda nikamskia ametoka akaenda choo hata hakukaa na akaingia study room asomee kcse.
I have been in that dilemma for more than five years now. Na kila wakati akinisalimia mi humwambia gota coz namjua vile yeye hajui. Namwangalianga na some weird looks lakini hajawahi jua kenye mi hujua. And that my friends is how the(my) urban myth was proven.
Wah…sijui kama ni hangy ama ni nini but story yako sishikanishi.
Anyways, back in highschool, guys were chasing a birthday nigga akaingia kwa loos ninja wasimuoshe. So the guys started peeping under iyo space ya mlango ya loos looking for the culprit. Wakacheki a guy in the loo wakajua tumempata. Kupanda juu ya izo partitions wanapata kumbe it was another guy who was busy choking his bishop with his eyes shut, wasee wakararuka.
It was the talk of the school for the rest of the term.
Nashangaa vile unajipata kwa situations za wanaume wenzako wakichoke the bishop,just at the right time and place…na sijataja gayism mahali
Everybody wanks ata wanawake…unakataa kusalimia cuzo yako coz of that…ruka mkojo kanyaga kinyesi
hizi ni shule gani ziko na cubicles kwa choo na tusingle kwa dormitory…
my first time to choke the bishop hata sikujua what had happened. It was after clearing KCPE. I was showering when I noticed my dick had grown so big. I began touching it and it became erect. Juu nilikuwa na mapovu ya sabuni, the hand just glided smoothly over the deek. It felt so good and I continued. After some minutes I felt this ecstatic feeling and wondered what had happened. Kumbe nilikuwa nimeclimax. I started a habit of recreating the “good feeling” every time I was showering. That is how my journey of being a jingchen jangili started. I graduated to Vaseline not long after.
I swear to God, I’ve never wanked
Hii kitu ni very natural no one teaches you,
The good thing about is you learn a lot before you quit
A very gay thread.
Shwa shwa shwa chuu… :D:D:D:D
How did you manage the aibu?
'twasn’t me bwana.
Enda kadanganye Maasai. Hata kushika deki isimame ndio uingize dame ni kuwank. Or r u impotent?
As gay as gay can be. Do ua own wanking instead of snooping.
Na baadaye did you reach level ya arimisi meant to understand is organic with mint flavor
I had a thought. Having Sex with a woman is the same as wanking though in this case it’s another person helping you do it through a special organ “V” and not organs called hands? Just think deeply…
Meanwhile I know there is a chapter in bible condemning it. …should be in ecclesiastics… our village chaplain should help @Acoustic hebu kuja
No way… having sex is doing it the way nature intended. Wanking on the other hand is a substitute for men who can’t get the real shit or as immortalised by the words of @Ice_Cube he who hesitates mustarbates
:D:D:D:D:D:D
kama una shida ya kugurumisha bajaj wakati wote kuja nikupeleke pale Athusi utapata substitute hole sweeter than your hand…#KaimeraPokoSampler…!!
kuna ile magazine ya SEEN ndio niliwank nayo mara ya kwanza na picha zingine za Nyatichi Nyasani