This was close. so on Sunday a take mama watoto to church n afterwards we relax somewea to have a ka soda. Now there is this single mum have been dry frying for some time now. the kid sees me sometimes as a visit for my shagging session. now as we chit chat n sip our black current the kid comes running to us alone n starts a conversation with the shop owner who starts asking her whether she knew the people who were there. Now as she gets to me the katoi kanauliza “huyu uncle” yes I know her. then the question follows ulimuona wapi? I can now see wifey ako soo curious to hear her response then she drops it “anakuchanga huko church kwetu” wah sema kuwa relieved nikama ngunia kumi za mahindi had been uploaded from my back. watu wa mbisha ile mshtuko nilikuwa nayo ata a didn’t remember ka uill need it
What are you saying?
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RIP hinglish!
wapi mbisha mki kunywa soda
at least umeget the message. hao wengine ni motherfuckers wa forward travellers sacco
Hii hekaya itakuwa completed na mbicha moja tu: Ile ya osungu na Mpira.
The grammar nazis strike again. Epic!
hehehe that was a warning sign
majamaa kuweni wapole na hii kizungu yenu
Hii mambo ya kunywa soda nje ya shop uwache. Hilo ndio funzo.
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Una bahati sana bradhe; jee mtoi angesema,“anakujanga home kuona mum” ama “yee hujifungia kwa bedroom na mum” ungeduu???
I can see that the shock actually killed your engrich instead of you… Kesho yake,beleka hiyo df kwa lojo
Hapo hukuponea, wifey lazima alinote huo mshtuko ulikua nao. Aliamua kuplay cool lakini be sure ashaanza upekuzi. Mimi vile naeza kukuadvise ni utafte insurance company inaoffer cover ya transformer. Na kutoka leo uwe ukilala na jicho moja wazi kama sungura. Ni hayo tu.
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oops, sorry engrich
Dear Villager:
Sketches, scans and x-rays are acceptable in lieu of mbisha:)
:D:D:D:D
make sure google location history iko off kil asubuhi and you computer haina auto login to your google a/c
:D:D:D:D
Jifunze kucheza away budaa… Mtaani utajianika bure…ni hayo tu