So one time i had a flight connection in Frankfurt Germany. I was walking huko kwa airport then nika meet na a staff member huko. Jamaa said that i must be from kenya…nikamuuliza amejuaje akasema sisi wakenya hujulikana kila mahali. Guy was from Ethiopia but checks in passengers at the airport. Akanishow anapatanaga na wakenya wengi sana infact ako na gf kenya. It so happens ni virtual gf. They have never met. They just chat. Walijuana na the girl through her mum who had a connection in Frankfurt. So the mum lived in the same country as me. Jamaa akanishow ataniwai number ya the girl incase she needs to send something back to her mum during my return trip. Dude introduced me to the girl hata before i board my flight. Nikafika mtaani…we started chatting with the girl. She lives in Nakuru na mimi base ni Nairobi.Akanishow she has nothing to send back but we had a very strong connection. Kidogo kidogo tukaanza kuchochana how we need to meet. Nilikuwa nimekuja mtaani for 10 days for a burial so sikuwa na time mob. Nikamshow ni hard mimi kushuka Naks as niko na errands mob Nai. We continued flirting alot kwa phone…so on Friday we were chatting when i dared her to come over…hii ilikuwa mid morning. Ki jokes dem akanishow she can come but she has to go back to Naks same day to tend to her business. Afternoon dem akaingia Mat ya North Rift na akaanza kuja. She didn’t even ask for fare.She kept giving me updates as in amefika wapi. Kufika tao nikamchukua. Nikampeleka pale kiambu rd place ya kula mashakula…yaani mix ya kila kitu…tukaanza kula and we connected instantly…sasa mimi nikaanza kuchora vile dem atalala…nikajua nitacheza delay game. Alikuwa amefika majioni hivo. So before food iive, tukule pole pole na kula ma story ilikuwa late already. It was around 10pm when she said she needed to leave…nikajua hapa lazima nicheze ama food iniponyoke mdomoni…nikamwambia its too late to go back to Naks especially the fact that she’s a lady. Nikamshow am concerned for her safety as atafika usiku sana. Nikamshow i can arrange an accommodation for her…akajaribu kujifanya zile za “are you sure?” Hapo ndio nikajua amemeza mtama…i already had an arranged Airbnb house. Nikamwambia alale achomoke Sato early morning. Akasema sawa…nikamuuliza if we can grab some drinks tukaziteremshie kejani akasema sawa. Tukashuka liquor den tukachukua mzinga wangu na yeye akachukua Smirnoff black ice. Tukafika kejani…keja imesukwa already…iko na flat screen, home theater, na internet…better than hotel for the same price. Tukaweka ma locals tukaanza kunywa pombe…na maulevi tukaanza ku dance huko…kushikana kushikana pale…nikajua game iko on. Tukapeleka mchezo kitandani…manze hivo ndio nilichapa vitu zikalala. Dem alikuwa tight ile proper. Tukalala. Sato si tukaamka huko ma 11. Tukasema tukatafute lunch…tukaenda kukula. Kurudi kejani nikuraruana tena…needless to say…manzi hakurudi Naks hiyo Sato. Hakurudi hiyo Sunday either. Manzi alirudi Monday morning. Kumbe ghaseer alikuwa amebeba nguo za ku change za Sat, Sun n Monday. Alikuwa na zile handbags kubwa za mamanzi na alikuwa amelete hadi pajama za kulala na hadi make up. Nikajua manzi akitoka Nakuru alikuwa anajua harudi same day as she insisted. After that dem akaanza kuwa attached…ma simu, ma txt…akaanza kunibore…nikaanza kum ghost pole pole. Funny thing she never asked me for money even once. Hivo ndio niligeuzia jamaa wa Frankfurt manzi.
I dont fuck people that I know’s women. But I would gladly fuck @uwesmake 's wife any time ata kama ni juu ya miti
Ama ukojoe uoge uende kibarua Kwa Mhindi. Nice dream though!
That ain’t a new sh*t
… We do it everyday, everywhere with anybody
Hehehehe…Wakenya tunajulikana na tabia za kifisi. Maybe aliona vile ulikuwa unavunjavunja shingo ukiona madem akasema “baaaas nitarushia hii fisi ile kunguru yangu sumbua ndio niitoke polepole.” Jamaa wa Frankfurt hukumgeuzia, ulimuondolea kunguru kirahisi sana
Been there done that.
Fuck…hauna bro code. Mimi hata clande wa arif sikua naguza. You deserve an expulsion from the elder’s table
malaya alikukazia coomer ukafikiria ni tight? drinks, ati business naks, mara nguo ya kuchange. tilapia ni tilapia brathe
This is a good hekaya elder
Upus
Hii story umeanza vibaya ati kukutana na mujamaa Kwa airport nikaona Ni Kama ulikuwa ufungue msee boot karibu niwache kusoma:D
Hehe hata Mimi nilikua nimeona hivyo but akichapa about turn faster
Dude gave you a pass… that’s all