Fombe siwachi Worst experience ever

[Osiris]

Last weekend I broke my record previously I have severaly passed out in bed and ended peeing on it, but last weekend I took it to the next level I passed out in a mat ended up peeing on the seat but fortunately sikuambiwa nisongee mtu so they never discovered it while I was still in the mat. Lucky escape but I am still imagining what could have happened had I been discovered.
Talkers apart from DFHKMBLBH pokos what other alcohol related expirince have you had.

 

[Hash_Tag]

mimi tangu niruke inje ya basi through the window
ive decided to go slow on it.. ilikua bash ya job and
when the party ended at around 10 pm kila mtu
akipanda basi tukue dropped at our homes; niliingia
kwa basi nikakaa vizuri side ya window then i think
pombe ilichemka juu I had very cold drinks zile
zinachemkanga kwa mwili zinakulewesha baadaye.
Nilijikuta 2 nimefungua drisha nimeruka inje ya
window nikaanza kuhepa kama mwenda wazimu; my workmates ndio waliniokoa i have the video they recorded; somethings ukiona vile ulilewa uwes amini ni wewe!!
pombe mbaya bana

 

[Ice_Cube]

We had a bash on third floor four years ago mimi naishi second floor, was invited nikaenda, mimi huyo nimerukia champagne na alternate na whisky, I blacked out nikaamka I was on my carpet with my phone nicely placed inside a glass full of alcohol so it was dead, looking at my laptop nilikua nimeweka chupa ya pombe imelalia keyboard, half the contents had been spilled on the keyboard the laptop was also dead, going to my bedroom a strange couple from the bash was there stark naked I think in my drunken stupor niliwapatia go ahead. That marked a change in my drinking habits, I think that was the last time I blacked out I came to respect my limits

 

[...huntsman]

...kitambo sana, mimi na Bro tulijipima na mzinga mzima ya Captain Morgan kwa keja tukiplay cardi
niliamka next day kwa bed, line ya matapiko imeanzia kwa pillow, hadi sitting room, usitake kuona ile meza tulikuwa tukichezea cardi vile ilikuwa decorated na zile ma red red za tu carrots na nyama zinakaa ni kama hazikutafunwa na cabbage etc
hatujawai kunywa pamoja ever since

 

[Alchemist]

I used to live like a rockstar some days back. I had a girl but I used to sneak to "little finger's establishments". It so happened that one flesh vendor liked me so much she asked my buddy for my number, left a missed call...e.t.c. After about 'several' drinks the call mood set in. I broke up with my girl thinking am putting off the sj girl. Proposed to a pukru and K.O-ed nje ya mlango yangu.

 

[Hash_Tag]

wachana na pombe ikikutenda ivo... try veve ama
weed; a guy used to also pee then one day alijiachilia
akajiaria; he got a wife and kid so imagine iyo aibu
yote! aliacha kukata maji hajai tena

 

[Older+]

We had a bash on third floor four years ago mimi naishi second floor, was invited nikaenda, mimi huyo nimerukia champagne na alternate na whisky, I blacked out nikaamka I was on my carpet with my phone nicely placed inside a glass full of alcohol so it was dead, looking at my laptop nilikua nimeweka chupa ya pombe imelalia keyboard, half the contents had been spilled on the keyboard the laptop was also dead, going to my bedroom a strange couple from the bash was there stark naked I think in my drunken stupor niliwapatia go ahead. That marked a change in my drinking habits, I think that was the last time I blacked out I came to respect my limits

...How was the conversation btwn u & those nude companions & did they clean the bed & shit?

 

[Hash_Tag]

Ati "little fingers" si that's a character in game of thrones? Nimekumbuka iyo series!!! Ebu expound on that!

 

[Osiris]

and you're so proud of yourself

What's wrong with it? As long as it was a natural phenomenon!! I didnt do it on purpose

 

[Ice_Cube]

...How was the conversation btwn u & those nude companions & did they clean the bed & shit?

I just wanted them watoke, I later on soaked the bedding for two days na dettol nikaita the mama wa nguo to wash them

 

[chalky white]

These stories are disgusting, especially given the way most of you glorify alcohol. If you live with other people then it's not fair to put them through this kind of crap. If you live alone then I guess it's your life.

 

[Meria Mata]

mimi tangu niruke inje ya basi through the window
ive decided to go slow on it.. ilikua bash ya job and
when the party ended at around 10 pm kila mtu
akipanda basi tukue dropped at our homes; niliingia
kwa basi nikakaa vizuri side ya window then i think
pombe ilichemka juu I had very cold drinks zile
zinachemkanga kwa mwili zinakulewesha baadaye.
Nilijikuta 2 nimefungua drisha nimeruka inje ya
window nikaanza kuhepa kama mwenda wazimu; my workmates ndio waliniokoa i have the video they recorded; somethings ukiona vile ulilewa uwes amini ni wewe!!
pombe mbaya bana

HOYA

 

[SonOfTheSoil]

the difference between Ktalk and klist is that majority of talkers are below the age of 23 while listers consisted of a more mature crowd.
no wander we get stories like this one here

 

[uncle nyam]

Nishawai kata maji serious in my hey days. problem ikatokea nilipofika home nikataka kufungua kifuli. i dilly dallied for 30 mins nikableki hapo nje Hehe
Another time the same area i was living kulikua kunafanyiwa sewage repairs so these guys dug a hole like eight feet deep and left it unmarked. Mimi huyo from baesa 11pm ndani! I struggled and struggled until thirty mins later and terribly exhausted, decided to call a pal to pull me out. Walicheka kama fisi vile walinipata hapo nimebleki

 

[chalky white]

@chalky white kweli kabisa

My elder bro while we were still living in our parents SQ used to drink and puke like a nonsense floor iko carpet so he used to wipe in the morning na zile zimetembea zinawachwa so you can imagine the stench.

Radio iko 100% volume you trying to sleep lakini wapi and at times he used to bring women over I gies they were prostitutes drunkards are so inconsiderate

Tru dat. Sometimes I interact with drunkards for only a few minutes and find that alcohol stink nauseating. At such times I pity his wife and kids, the wife mostly. Imagining someone having to put up with that for the whole night, sometimes every night...hujumaa. Kama mtu anaeza kojoa kwa matatu na haoni shida, then kuna shida.

 

[uncle nyam]

Hiyo ya kukojoa nayo is too much.. I went easy on the drinking after maturing up... @chalky white let the kids grow and experience life while young

 

[shocks]

Last weekend I broke my record previously I have severaly passed out in bed and ended peeing on it, but last weekend I took it to the next level I passed out in a mat ended up peeing on the seat but fortunately sikuambiwa nisongee mtu so they never discovered it while I was still in the mat. Lucky escape but I am still imagining what could have happened had I been discovered.
Talkers apart from DFHKMBLBH pokos what other alcohol related expirince have you had.

Beshte yangu boy wake alimuomba keys za ndai ati aende a doze kiasi hapo parking coz zimemlemea. Jamaa alikuwa amejikojolea within the 1 hr that it took for the guy to decide to head home

 

[Osiris]

You are disgusting you pee on a PSV I hope next time when you poop on somebody's livelihood utapigwa kama mwizi.

Life haina undo button so acceptance and moving on is the only way but I am not proud of it but compared to what alcohol has done to others mine is childplay imagine waking up to find @jambahuthu DFKM or worse you get busted DFHKM your neighbours dog or goat ? ALCOHOL DOES SHIT TO PEOPLE!!!!

 

[Weston]

mimi niliwachana na pombe ile siku nilitupwa nje ya mat ikienda.unajua ukiwa tei na uingie mat hao makanga huleta za ovyo.,,kubishana bishana kiasi kustua niko kwa hewa.dents kwa mwili ndio evidence...been clean ever since

 

[shocks]

imagine waking up to find @jambahuthu DFKM or worse you get busted DFHKM your neighbours dog or goat ? ALCOHOL DOES SHIT TO PEOPLE!!!!

Alcohol doesn't lead you to DF a cat or goat, hiyo ni excuse