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  1. Meria Mata

    Meria Mata Village Chief

    Why
     
  2. pseudonym

    pseudonym Village Elder

    Cheza chini...sweetheart. You are hitting close to home.
     
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  3. mututho wa kk

    mututho wa kk Senior Villager

    Kutoka mwanzo ni Kama munatoana nguo
     
  4. Nattydread

    Nattydread Village Sponsor

    We VC wacha tuunde hii hekaya leo. :D
     
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  5. It's Le Scumbag

    It's Le Scumbag Village Elder

    Wapi @pseudonym analeta tissue... @amun wapi ile shati tukatakate vipande?

    Nice story...
     
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  6. Etigere

    Etigere Village Elder

    @Nefertities augers well alongside @pseudonym ktalk lasses make my evenings... Kama uko egesa utapewa two on me, mimi na wakisii wenzangu tumemaliza tusker in the name of morning my cousin, Onsongo Omosongo
     
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  7. Nottybwoy

    Nottybwoy Village Elder

    She knew what she wanted and it was an arms length away, how do I make advances without looking cheap? Are my legs not sexy enough to drive him crazy? " dereva , I hope mguu wangu hautaleta shida ukikaa hapo" @pseudonym asked with the hope of drawing meria's attention to the brown legs. " haina shida" he muttered. The lack of attention from Meria was driving her crazy, she was used to men falling over their heads at the site of her beauty and fighting for a chance to talk to her. No bright ideas were forthcoming and every question asked with the hope of striking a conversation was met with a short answer.
    " by the way kuna joto" she muttered...........
     
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  8. kitikyumu

    kitikyumu Senior Villager

    Hii kitu haina flow,tufute tuanze tena
     
  9. Nattydread

    Nattydread Village Sponsor

    Haya. Si you reset, na utuandikie paragraph kadhaa?
     
  10. nobert

    nobert Senior Villager

    ".......and they lived happily never after."
     
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  11. mr slices

    mr slices Village Elder

  12. fisi fc

    fisi fc Village Elder

    "fungua dirisha" Meria sharply responed. Usually he was very receptive to duty free imports ;) but this one was different. His grip on the large steering wheel loosened and revealed sweaty palms(a sign of nervousness) as his mind raced with thoughts of why his courage had abandoned him in a fisi's time of need. Did @jumabekavu not approve the color of the goat he offered him for their truce? Shait maybe I should have offered two black chickens instead. Just as his thoughts on @pseudonym engulfed him Meria snapped back to reality as he sharply hit the brakes to avoid a swerving but very familiar looking x6 with what appeared to be a hippo-like female passenger :eek:.......
     
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  13. kwido

    kwido Village Elder

    @admin my lords, please allow me to upload a ngwati that fits and helps continue hii hekaya ya @Chloe....pris pris
     
  14. Bakayaro!

    Bakayaro! Village Elder

    Slow_clap.jpg
     
  15. Nattydread

    Nattydread Village Sponsor

    Hehehehehehe! If only that pesky @kitikyumu had not pissed on this thread, tungekuwa tunajionea mnyanduano wa kimataifa. We'll have to reload.
     
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  16. kitikyumu

    kitikyumu Senior Villager

    fisked
     
  17. Mathaais

    Mathaais Village Sponsor

    This hekaya is going back and forth kama deek ya Meria going in and out of Chloe.
     
  18. chamaa

    chamaa Village Elder

    after the truck stopped,she raced after it and when she got to it she whispered to the driver "I want to feel you inside me"
    I got so disappointed with the poor script and decided to watch another porn movie.
     
  19. Nattydread

    Nattydread Village Sponsor

    Next group hekaya rule: contribution must start with the last sentence. That back and forth is stalling the story.

    In my head, VC is splitting @pseudonym like a wet muthanduku in that bunker behind the seats. Naye hitch-hiker is making the load of three stolen Evogues in the container to shift dangerously.
     
  20. It's Le Scumbag

    It's Le Scumbag Village Elder

    And the starlet is @pseudonym Or is @Mathaais in possession of info not in the public domain.
    Or could it be that @pseudonym is really the one and only @Chloe ?
     
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