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  1. Nattydread

    Nattydread Village Sponsor

    There is only one @pseudonym and VC can never be equaled.
     
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  2. pseudonym

    pseudonym Village Elder

    Last I checked @Chloe is a beautiful gal from kamba land na nie ní mùgiki!
     
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  3. It's Le Scumbag

    It's Le Scumbag Village Elder

    So where did @Mathaais get his @Chloe and @Meria Mata pow wow?
    Hiyo 'rig' must have had legal and illegals...
     
  4. pseudonym

    pseudonym Village Elder

    Enyewe this story became too twisted ata sielewi tuko wapi sasa...Mara truck imesimamishwa , Mara tuko manyani, voi! Eish....nitakamuliwo Saa ngapi ?
     
  5. It's Le Scumbag

    It's Le Scumbag Village Elder

    Umesahau kuharagraphy? When did it happen?
     
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  6. pseudonym

    pseudonym Village Elder

    I think someone mentioned it somewhere...:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
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  7. Nattydread

    Nattydread Village Sponsor

    Mimi nilitaka ukamuliwe kwa cabin ya Actros pale Voi, kale kaspoiler kakadisconnect server.
     
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  8. Nattydread

    Nattydread Village Sponsor

    Kuharagraphy is another story na haiingiani na ya muclimbano. Acheni kuharibu hekaya na details za TP na mmomonyoko wa matumbo. Hiyo itasimuliwa na @The.Black.Templar.
     
  9. gashwin

    gashwin Village Sponsor

    EPILOGUE
    Perhaps it was the first rays of dawn, the incessant call of a nightjar yet to get a mate or the morning cold that got Meria awake. He felt too tired to wake up. As he slowly opened his eyes the first thing he noticed was that he was stark naked, wait, not completely naked for a used condom hung limply on his shrunken member. And, behold, he lay on the fork of a huge baobab, like the carrion of a satisfied cat of the night.
    "How did I get here?", he wondered.
    The events of the previous came flooding back. The woman with her highheels in her hands, stopping to give her a ride, cutting the engine fuel, pulling the blanket from behind his seat, condoms from the dash pocket, the wild,passionate lovemaking by the roadside. Am I dreaming, he wondered...
    Then the stories his Murarandia villagemate, @Kasighau , his early Mombasa days host had told him when warning him about picking strange Mombasa women, and which he had dismissed as old wives tales, came flooding back. As he gingerly climbed down the Baobab he swore to leave Mombasa for good as soon as he had returned the Arab's trailer. "Kaba Kuinuka*", he told himself....
    THE END

    *It is better to return home
     
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  10. It's Le Scumbag

    It's Le Scumbag Village Elder

    I said it. VC = Bullseye

    Friends turned foes.

    Gìthaka kìrì kuingìra mbwe.....
     
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  11. gashwin

    gashwin Village Sponsor

    wacha uchochezi:D:D:D:D:D
     
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  12. pseudonym

    pseudonym Village Elder

    :(
    Kudos.

    Hekaya closed.
     
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  13. It's Le Scumbag

    It's Le Scumbag Village Elder

    Of course. Its natural that its the title that is making everyone take potshots at @Meria Mata

    What do the hekayas got to do with it?
     
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  14. pseudonym

    pseudonym Village Elder

    Sigh...goodnight @It's Le Scumbag
     
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  15. Nattydread

    Nattydread Village Sponsor

    Na venye I was planning to zoom in on the juicy part, replete with sound effects, odours, sweat and screams? It would have been right up there with the tale of the octogenarian voyeur; I had even outfitted VC with a crooked throbber.

    Mwalimu @gashwin, shindwe!!
     
  16. The.Black.Templar

    The.Black.Templar Village Sponsor

    Nini ilikuwa inahappen hapa...nimejaribu kusoma sishikanishi!?
     
  17. Nattydread

    Nattydread Village Sponsor

    Ni Nakumatt Junction imefunguliwa na stock ya kuomba
     
  18. The.Black.Templar

    The.Black.Templar Village Sponsor

    Hahaha i read that somewhere!
     
  19. Lew_klein

    Lew_klein Villager

    is this shit what you people call hekaya ????
     
  20. gashwin

    gashwin Village Sponsor

    Tulia ujuwe kijiji. Only fools rush to pass judgement.
     
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