Friday Hekaya...

[Chloe]

"Just because I am a bad cook doesn't mean that I can't host house parties" @GeorginaMakena said

"But that's my retirement savings you are squandering" @FieldMarshal CouchP said amid blaring sound of music. "I have only been gone for a week and this is what I come back to find you doing?" he asked.

"Its a welcoming party for you dear" @GeorginaMakena cut him short. "Besides, your old buddies are awaiting at the gazebo" she tried to sweet talk him.

The house was in such a mess, bottles of spring water and beer cans scattered everywhere, torn cartons of pizza here and there, @FieldMarshal CouchP couldn't believe his eyes. He walked down the hall towards the guests washrooms and guess who he meets staggering from the washrooms; @Tommy Lee Sparta! Clasping his halfly done trousers with one hand and an empty toilet paper roll in his other, "there's no toilet paper in the washrooms" he murmered....

...continue...

 

[Saintonthebeathoe]

"napita tu" @Saintonthebeathoe said

 

[Jennifer]

"You can use your hands to wipe your ass for all I care" the old man retorted. Poor Tommy dropped the toilet paper roll and joined a table where the VC sat with his ever loyal female, pseudonym. "I smell a sewer", Pseudonym said......

 

[Phylgee]

@this is hard

 

[dude]

@FieldMarshal CouchP continues down the path shaking his head "don't even bother telling me what you were doing, where are the other...."

 

[Nottybwoy]

" this is my downfall!" @FieldMarshal CouchP muttered. All he could think was his money. Yani hata sijakufa na huyu anatumia pesa vibaya hivi?.....

 

[SnazzyKenyan]

@Chloe hunanga kazi ingine?

 

[blueline]

Right there Fiud Macho's heart did him in. End.

 

[Mrs4thletter]

He got to the door, opened it and he couldn't believe his eyes, his 17year old niece, in dressed in something shorter that a serviette for a bottom and a brassiere for a top, gyrating on @mabenda4 ,his best friend's laps

 

[kymnjoro]

 

[Alchemist]

Meanwhile, @Mzee mzima the guka's youngest 'elder' son had taken his old man's jalopy for a spin and forgotten to lock the driver door while exiting the gate...

 

[Etigere]

Blaring sounds of some ol'skul hip hop music is heard from outside and VC peeps at the window only to see a boy barely 20 peeing on the kerb and another prick is smoking what looks like herb.. VC barks "are those your friends" ?

 

[Nattydread]

Hii collabo ya mapinkie siwesgusa. Endeleeni. Next paragraph must contain @Female Perspective and gallons of cream.

 

[kymnjoro]

Whose friends, those are our neighbours..... while staring

 

[Koolibah]

There on the toilet seat sat @Female Perspective wiping hwr mouth with the last bit of tissue after giving @Tommy Lee Sparta a mighty blow job. She was also busy on the phone "@Nattydread hio finje yagu utaripa ng'obe hii, unafikiri quma yagu ni matharu ya Gachie!"

 

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

tulisema you have to copy the last sentence and then add your lines for continuity's sake! AARRGGH!!

 

[Ubongo]

@GUKA didn't want to get into a boring conversation with him as he had his own stress of being given staunch warnings of being excommunicated from a certain dingy online forum, where he had an impression that talkers respected his opinions because he claimed that he knew who matters in the political scene.

 

[this is hard]

@this is hard

How hard?

 

[Phylgee]

How hard?

Very hard....

 

[this is hard]

Very hard....

That's how you like it?