"Just because I am a bad cook doesn't mean that I can't host house parties" @GeorginaMakena said
"But that's my retirement savings you are squandering" @FieldMarshal CouchP said amid blaring sound of music. "I have only been gone for a week and this is what I come back to find you doing?" he asked.
"Its a welcoming party for you dear" @GeorginaMakena cut him short. "Besides, your old buddies are awaiting at the gazebo" she tried to sweet talk him.
The house was in such a mess, bottles of spring water and beer cans scattered everywhere, torn cartons of pizza here and there, @FieldMarshal CouchP couldn't believe his eyes. He walked down the hall towards the guests washrooms and guess who he meets staggering from the washrooms; @Tommy Lee Sparta! Clasping his halfly done trousers with one hand and an empty toilet paper roll in his other, "there's no toilet paper in the washrooms" he murmered....
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"But that's my retirement savings you are squandering" @FieldMarshal CouchP said amid blaring sound of music. "I have only been gone for a week and this is what I come back to find you doing?" he asked.
"Its a welcoming party for you dear" @GeorginaMakena cut him short. "Besides, your old buddies are awaiting at the gazebo" she tried to sweet talk him.
The house was in such a mess, bottles of spring water and beer cans scattered everywhere, torn cartons of pizza here and there, @FieldMarshal CouchP couldn't believe his eyes. He walked down the hall towards the guests washrooms and guess who he meets staggering from the washrooms; @Tommy Lee Sparta! Clasping his halfly done trousers with one hand and an empty toilet paper roll in his other, "there's no toilet paper in the washrooms" he murmered....
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