Is your man dead? Because all men are fisis, wako sio special.
Anyway, i have learnt that you can meet a hot woman if you stagger home late in the night. Like those I meet wakitegea hapo kwa vibanda za mabati kasarani.
I have learnt that:
1.ghost sex is mind blowing and i should search for one.
2. Ghosts are not gays so never to worry much about it.
3. Ghosts never kiss. maybe due to years of not brushing teeth ghost AIDS and shit thus they are shy. Dont ask for bj, as their mouth is full of ghost AIDS.
4. since am a kenyan, i am certified ghost fucker and whenever i get one to ask for its PHONE number before we go gigity gigity.
5. Don’t withdraw your dick once you cum. That will make ghost feel good and forget to get back home (somewhere in TZ) asap. Then get final morning threshold.