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Friendzone

Quanstrom

Village Elder
#1
We all have or have had that one hot lady who wont succumb to your charms using conventional means. Nowadays, too many brothers are trapped in the friendzone. I am going to let you in on a little secret that works 8/10 times. If you haven't smashed a girl within 2 weeks of serious "chasing", you are in the friendzone brother...balls deep inside the dreaded zone. Kisses dont count and mostly mean shit. If she friendzones you, treat her like a friend, not a girlfriend. That means she buys her own drinks and sorts her own mess whether emotional or financial. Be unreliable. Within a short period, she will learn that your attention, and resources dont come for free. Most girls will get the point and fall in line. The rest will walk away, either way, you win. Happy hunting
 

Quanstrom

Village Elder
#3
Na venye kuna soooooooooooo many single ladies, nashindwa Ni madem wagani wanaringa 2017/18
Mimi ni lightskin sixfooter. Hizi shida huwa sina.
Mnataka kumaanisha hamjawahi patana na hata dame mmoja akajaribu kuweka friendzone???Especially divas? Even seasoned fisis huexperience sometimes, so wacheni uongo. Most men will never admit this, and I understand. In line with the saying "until lions have their historians, tales of the hunt will only glorify the hunter"...I guess they call it survivorship bias in psychology
 
#6
Mnataka kumaanisha hamjawahi patana na hata dame mmoja akajaribu kuweka friendzone???Especially divas? Even seasoned fisis huexperience sometimes, so wacheni uongo. Most men will never admit this, and I understand. In line with the saying "until lions have their historians, tales of the hunt will only glorify the hunter"...I guess they call it survivorship bias in psychology
Ok ... Let me explain. Madem wanaweza kujifanya had to get juu wanaweza kuwa wamepata Mr right, kujaribu kushow wao Ni wife material. Finally, kuna mandume hukufia madem saanaaa Hadi dem ananotice Na hapo anaanZa kutake advantage ya boy, sijui "oooh buy hii, nitumie cab fare ,, oooh nikopeshe dooh oooh nipeleke korga festival , Jameson live" juu dem akipea jamaa kama huyu boy atahepa. So hakuna mambo sijui FRIEND ZONE
 
#8
No lady puts a guy in the friendzone it's mostly guys who put themselves in such a situation. If you are interested in a girl sexually make it clear in every step of the way.. Your jokes, greeting, approach should always create a sexual tension sio ati unajifanya soo nice hadi you look like a g** priest. Yaani she thinks you are completely out of bound sexually.
 
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Shaka

Village Elder
#10
Kamfuko kakiwa Poa Boss hautawai ingia hiyo kitu unaita friendzone. Ukitaka vitu toboka.
Tell them the truth, mfuko ukiwa poa hakuna kitu kama hio. They themselves make it clear to you, that you have to dicisive or go. Because they know they are competing with the rest
 
#12
No lady puts a guy in the friendzone it's mostly who put themselves in such a situation. If you are interested in a girl sexually make it clear in every step of the way.. Your jokes, greeting, approach should always create a sexual tension sio ati unajifanya soo nice had you look like a g** priest. Yaani she thinks you are completely out of bound sexually.
Hapo umenenakubwa.
Kapsaaaa!
Av lost way too many opportunities to bang due to various reasons!?;
-lack of a lifesaver
-being too polite('gentleman')
-awarding favours before I receive(financial or otherwise)

Now am wiser.

Gals want it straight n fast.sio hekaya miingi. Move in on the prey, be bold n yet jokingly (Incase she rebuffs you won't be left with an egg on ur face).

Once I went to a seminar (3 day) outside town. We clearly wer attracted to each other with this MILF organizer. On the last day at dinner, we wer just the 2 of us enjoying the evening. I asks abt her boyfriend n she said he lives n works in Dubai n is rarely home. My ignorance dint allow me to decipher that that's one lonely starved or available mamaa...I acted 'gentleman'. I just regaled her with stupid stories of how my cute little daughter (was a young parent then, you under stand the excitement).

Wueh!
The following day, we wer departing. A male colleague of her comes n says to me "Jana uliDisappoint afisa mkubwa sana bana". I was confused n he was laughing.sikuelewa.(ujinger ingine)

Then the vehicles were departing so me n her just said brief goodbyes.

Afterwards, 3 days later, she called to say Goodbye.she was on her way to the airport.to leave.for Dubai.

That's wen it hit my stupid head that kuna farewell nilihata.it was confirmed to me by her colleague. She liked me, as she had confessed to him.

All I had to ask during that dinner was, "your room or mine?"
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Mankind

Village Elder
#14
Hapo umenenakubwa.
Kapsaaaa!
Av lost way too many opportunities to bang due to various reasons!?;
-lack of a lifesaver
-being too polite('gentleman')
-awarding favours before I receive(financial or otherwise)

Now am wiser.

Gals want it straight n fast.sio hekaya miingi. Move in on the prey, be bold n yet jokingly (Incase she rebuffs you won't be left with an egg on ur face).

Once I went to a seminar (3 day) outside town. We clearly wer attracted to each other with this MILF organizer. On the last day at dinner, we wer just the 2 of us enjoying the evening. I asks abt her boyfriend n she said he lives n works in Dubai n is rarely home. My ignorance dint allow me to decipher that that's one lonely starved or available mamaa...I acted 'gentleman'. I just regaled her with stupid stories of how my cute little daughter (was a young parent then, you under stand the excitement).

Wueh!
The following day, we wer departing. A male colleague of her comes n says to me "Jana uliDisappoint afisa mkubwa sana bana". I was confused n he was laughing.sikuelewa.(ujinger ingine)

Then the vehicles were departing so me n her just said brief goodbyes.

Afterwards, 3 days later, she called to say Goodbye.she was on her way to the airport.to leave.for Dubai.

That's wen it hit my stupid head that kuna farewell nilihata.it was confirmed to me by her colleague. She liked me, as she had confessed to him.

All I had to ask during that dinner was, "your room or mine?"
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It's called 'kumwaga Rota. You did that.
 
M

Miss Finest Wine

Guest
#15
No lady puts a guy in the friendzone it's mostly who put themselves in such a situation. If you are interested in a girl sexually make it clear in every step of the way.. Your jokes, greeting, approach should always create a sexual tension sio ati unajifanya soo nice had you look like a g** priest. Yaani she thinks you are completely out of bound sexually.
Apana mad philosopher. I have a PhD in friendzoning dudes. Nawajulia kwa umbali sana. I don't want to be shagged by some of them but I want to remain drinking friends. Kuna wale hukimbizana na vitu haraka sana kwa sababu if a certain duration of time elapses you have both missed out. So many have asked me 'who told you me and you are brother and sister?'
The only thing I don't do is asking for money or favours. That way anakaa friendzone vile mimi nataka.:D
 
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Miss Finest Wine

Guest
#16
Hapo umenenakubwa.
Kapsaaaa!
Av lost way too many opportunities to bang due to various reasons!?;
-lack of a lifesaver
-being too polite('gentleman')
-awarding favours before I receive(financial or otherwise)

Now am wiser.

Gals want it straight n fast.sio hekaya miingi. Move in on the prey, be bold n yet jokingly (Incase she rebuffs you won't be left with an egg on ur face).

Once I went to a seminar (3 day) outside town. We clearly wer attracted to each other with this MILF organizer. On the last day at dinner, we wer just the 2 of us enjoying the evening. I asks abt her boyfriend n she said he lives n works in Dubai n is rarely home. My ignorance dint allow me to decipher that that's one lonely starved or available mamaa...I acted 'gentleman'. I just regaled her with stupid stories of how my cute little daughter (was a young parent then, you under stand the excitement).

Wueh!
The following day, we wer departing. A male colleague of her comes n says to me "Jana uliDisappoint afisa mkubwa sana bana". I was confused n he was laughing.sikuelewa.(ujinger ingine)

Then the vehicles were departing so me n her just said brief goodbyes.

Afterwards, 3 days later, she called to say Goodbye.she was on her way to the airport.to leave.for Dubai.

That's wen it hit my stupid head that kuna farewell nilihata.it was confirmed to me by her colleague. She liked me, as she had confessed to him.

All I had to ask during that dinner was, "your room or mine?"
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Yes more like it!
 
#19
Apana mad philosopher. I have a PhD in friendzoning dudes. Nawajulia kwa umbali sana. I don't want to be shagged by some of them but I want to remain drinking friends. Kuna wale hukimbizana na vitu haraka sana kwa sababu if a certain duration of time elapses you have both missed out. So many have asked me 'who told you me and you are brother and sister?'
The only thing I don't do is asking for money or favours. That way anakaa friendzone vile mimi nataka.:D
Yap this is the exact thing am talking about. For you to even put a guy in the friendzone it means he has already created a situation where the friendzone thrives.. Imagine this situation a man comes up to you, clearly makes his intentions to you that he is looking for more than friendship.. There is no way you can go the friendzone route with such a guy because he has already created a 'romantic' tension. Now you are only left with 2 options, you either welcome the guys advances or reject him. I believe I speak for most guys nkisema I will rather be rejected by a lady than be put in the agonising friendzone. Yaani unakaa tu hapo you watch the mbitch you like getting ferked right and left. Upuss. I have never been in the friendzone, If I like a girl na make sure she gets the hint na hiyo story mob inaisha. The ways some guys act so nice around the girls they like is freaking pathetic. Villagers resist the friendzone like HIV:D:D:D
 

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