FUCKING MECHANIC

So last week Friday nlimpelekea mechanic gari anibadilishie brake pads, the old pads had began squealing too much and weren’t that sharp.
Now after installing the new brake pads and adjusting it to my satisfaction (after doing little test drive), the mechanic asked for a test drive. Since I was there watching the mechanic doing his work, I was certain he knows how to drive because he was good job during the pads replacement.

Sasa mechanic ndiye huyo alikimbiza gari only for him to land in a ditch downhill!!! The mechanic hakuumia, Bumber ya mbele, bonnet na the right part ya bumber ya nyuma was damaged. Gari ilikuwa na comprehensive, so I took it to garage nliambiwa na insurance company nichukue after getting the police abstract.

Sasa nikajilaumu ni nini nlikuwa napea mechanic gari aendeshe, the car brakes are sharp because niliendesha Kwa garage baada ya hio accident, so basically it was the mech’s fault that the accident happened.

Anyway, nangojea Tu gari insurance wanitengeneze, I hope it won’t take too long, but nimetune mind itachukua 2 weeks

hio garage ikupatie free service for forever

Ndio nliwaambia hivo. Nitatembea uko kesho niwakumbushe

Uko na bahati mujamaaa, airbag zingelipuka that could have been a writeoff halafu investigator akuulize maswali hadi ukose kulipwa

Hio mambo ya Bumber E-sir aliongea sana juu yake kwa Boomba Train. RIP.

Un

unawekewa brake pads Kwa nini? Hizi ni vitu mtu hujifanyia. 1 hour of enjoyable work.

Nimeona bumber 50

Next time ni Mimi nitajiwekea

mechanic hawajuangi gari na wakipewa wanakimbiza.

Pole. Kuna jamaa nilipelekea gari yangu ikiwa mpya abadilishe bushes akakosa kufunga miguu nuts vizuri. Gari ilitoka mguu nikiwa Kwa mteremko. It badly dented the rear part halafu karibu animalize.

So this oneday a neighbour buys a new car, his uncle who works for KDF visits. Akaona gari mbichi akauliza funguo a drive kiasi. The neighbour refuses and the KDF soldier responds, “urarega na gakari gaka na dwarithagia malorry ma jeshi?” and with that he gets the keys, only for him do drive into a wall barely 300 metres away!

Mkamba detected bumber

hio gari apana acha tu tu kwa garage kimandazi… A buddy of mine aligonga hawa jamaa wa kujigongesha ndio uwalipe. the guy being a pro kwa kugongwa CON pretended to have knees bent backwards. So ninja yangu ikachanuka akafungua only one door as the angry mob would have robbed him. the guy kufika hapo mbele akauliza beshte ako na pesa ngapi akasema hana waende polis station. So the Con alipoona hakuna dooh inakuja akajikata mbio. he reported the matter to the police, the only damage was the bamper was demolished kidogo :confused:

Insurance wakasema akujie after 2 weeks:D:D:D. Ninja alipoikujia, engine was not working ata haikuwa inawaka, kuangalia poa. the gear was all messed up. So he had to get a new gear, shocks, plugs and reems. Alihamisha from garage to garage hadi akajua kupambana na hali. 6 months later ndio alikuwa anaendesha that vehicle again. insuarance covered most of it, towards the end alijipata niyeye anareplace parts zimengolewa.:mad:

my point is, the moment you leave your vehicle with any mechanic, its gross price goes down as sth will definately get stollen or exchanged:cool:

Unatubebaje aje lakini?

what do you mean

Unafikiria gari ikiwa kwa garage inawekangwa kama junk? There must be inspection and clear rules stating what the damage is

Huyu ni kama anaendega zile garage za mafefeini…gari itangolewa aje rims ikiwa kwa garage? WTF

Ata sina time yake. Looks fake from 2km away

Why would someone steal plugs for fucks sake?

Ile garage nilichukua gari is reputable. The garage has the full trust of the insurance company. Hata before nichukue gari uko nliuliza my insurer kama iko Sawa, they assured me that my car will be in safe hands there