Funny and comic things in Kenya and Tanzania.

Kenya na Tanzania ni nchi ambazo zinashare a lot of things in common but at the same time they differ a lot.

Kuna baadhi ya tabia za watanzania na wakenya they may piss you off but mostly Kenyans never disappoint kwenye mwenendo na Tabia zao and they can be very funny and comic. Hear this for Kenya…

Its only in Kenya where people anaweza kuona ile warning ya usikojoe hapa but still akakojoa on the bottom of the warning na akikamatwa atajitetea hajakojoa pale top kwenye maandishi yanayomkataza kukojoa. So he is innocent and did do any wrong…shiat!

Kenyans they fold(kunja) their money too much as if they are going to keep them for centuries…Ahahaha!! Especially lile group la wakina mama mboga. They fold that shiit as if no one will ever own it!? But I came to realizes this is more common in Kenya coz the robbery is common to nairobery city. So its their defence technique…they hide that shiat deep down.

For the case of Tanzania, Its only in Tanzania where girls drink water tap all their life but soon as you take her out for a dinner she will order the most expensive water …“tafadhali naomba Dasani kubwa ya baridi sana”…what’s the heck?

Its only in Tanzania ambapo unaweza kumsimulia mtu namna ulivyoteseka na maisha then na yeye akakuinterupt kwa kukwambia wewe hujateseka Mimi ndio nimeteseka as if kuteseka ni ufahari au competition!? C’mooon Tanzanians.

What’s the funny things have you ever heard from these two beautiful neighboring countries?

Pesa za mama mboga wewe huziona ukifanya nini au huwa unawatoa sindiria?

Sisi tunajua tofauti moja…

Shillingi ya kenya iko juu ya tanzania mara ishirini na mbili

Ahahaha!! Hili swali ni gumu…! Wewe umejuaje wanatunziaga kwenye sindiria? Team mafisi wewe… like kwanza hii thread.

Mamangu ( mungu amurehemu!) Ilikuwa mama mboga niliona akinitolea za mahamri.

Tangu lini Dasani yakawa maji expensive? :D:D:D:D @Phylgee usijaribu kuitisha Dasani ukifika Dar…

Sometimes ficha upumbavu wako. Oman rihal currency ni biggest value currency than USA.

Thus kuwa na shilling yenye thamani sio justification ya uchumi imara.

@Phylgee is classic and lovely… She deserve expensive things and executive treatment.

Soon as nikimleta Tanzania… Nitamtreat kama international hubby na sio local hubby.

But the problems is this jealousy dude called @Okwonkwo … He rock my boat so fast.

Wewe kwanza ni cockblocker, tutakutoa mBio sana….
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Sorry to hear that…hopefully she is in better place now.

Its payback time… @Okwonkwo was bitter when I fell in love with one Cutte and mysterious Kenyan girl in this forum few days passed.

Then its payback time!

UKO CHINI KAMA WATU WA TZ, CHIETH

MAFI IN MY EYES

lakini mkuu sijagusia mambo na uchumi… punguza mori…
nimenena tu shillingi yetu iko juu nawe waanza makuruhu

Basi yaishe ndugu yangu tusigombane bure…!

Kumbe pia wewe unajua kiswahili.

Afrika moja jamani.

It’s true… But we need some jokes to have fun with ourselves no any offense intended whatsoever.

Enjoy bruh!

Dasani?? The waste water

Once umeskia nikama hii italeta topic of discussion unachorea tu

tiga icio mani nekee we"!