Funny Tales From The Round Table II

I’ve read @ChifuMbitika post about twins joining a convent and it took me back to a story from the round table.
For those who may have forgotten and because I don’t want to go back to explaining what the round table is shikeni hii link Kwanza.

https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/funny-tales-from-the-round-table.74213/

Awhile back, I suppose it was around 2019 before covid, we were hanging out as usual and our friend Hinzano decided to confess his sins.
As the cicadas serenaded their mates and the sun set in our corner of heaven he regaled us on his indiscretion with not one but two nuns.
Hinzano is a devout catholic, he always felt the calling but his carnal urges could not allow him to wear the cloth. The vow of chastity is not his cup of tea and 48 years down the line he is an elderly bachelor who enjoys the fine things in life.

Back to the story. Hinzano used to visit the Diocese priests and many a times he spent his evening with the padre having dinner. Sometimes the diocese sisters used to join them but promptly left at 6:30 pm as protocols dictate. Eventually in his graciousness he could drop the sisters back in the convent after supper if their mother superior couldn’t make it to pick them up.

The routine went on for awhile and they became free around him. They could drink a bit more of wine than allowed and get a bit tipsy…something which Hinzano found fascinating. By and by he started passing by his house with them ( two particular ones) claiming he wanted to pick something from his house and end up giving them a glass or two of red wine.
One particular day, They all planned to spend the afternoon in his house. The nuns lied to their mother superior and got a whole afternoon off.

Hinzano picked them up and took them to his house where he had already made them lunch and chilled a few bottles of wine.
He swears it’s the good food,music, wine and the devil which escalated things and the sisters started gyrating and giggling ,he joined them and asked them to remove their veils so that he can see their hair…they shyly did it and then the next thing he was sitting betwixt them mesmerized by their beauty.He started kissing them playfully…his hands possessed by demons of hell started caressing their stockinged thighs. in turn the nuns were stroking him. He asked them if they were virgins and they replied negatively.
He was mind blown…he asked them if they get horny and what they do about it and he couldn’t remember their answer because at the same time he had already raised their habits to their tummies exposing very prim and proper white panties…at this point he could not control his lust.He begged God to forgive him as he slipped his fingers inside their moist lady parts…How could something so pure be so naughty ?
He swore to us that up to that day those two were the most juiciest pussies he has ever indulged in.
We really did not believe him…a threesome with nuns ? In Kenya ?

ION does anyone know where sisters buy their uniforms? That’s the only role playing outfit I’ve never owned.

Hekaya tamu sana. I hope he didn’t beget himself a curse from the escapade.

There’s no curse that will affect you. You think because of the veils they don’t get urges. I know you have to satisfy your curiosity one of these days.

Haha let’s hope not.
He doesn’t have kids at all so I guess he uses protection.

Exactly

They get mad urges. I remember one time ,during mid term my friend and I went to visit our CRE teacher and how we ended up hiding under the bed in his bedsitter when our deputy head, a nun, visited him. Those were the longest five minutes of fear in my entire life.

Did he hit it

Oh God no…he deflected and found a way to get her out the house and we ran away very fast.

So he ended up losing all three bets

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Shindwoooo! We had gone to drop our assignments. I know it sounds unbelievable but it was a very platonic visit. But rules are rules ,we would have all gotten into trouble if she found us there.

I don’t want a consecrated one.

On it

welcome pseudonym

catholic is the fakest church …

hekaya threshold always met