Games In Relationships

Jana uliandaliwa tu bitings, kitu simple kama maembe au samosa. Lets say ni mbili, unatafuna moja mbio mbio, then when you are about take the second unakumbuka there is two of you in the house na labda hajakula. So you fire up the question to be on the safe side, “uko fiti”, anaku show alitafuna zake kwa gari ama kitchen or something meaning the plate is yours.
Leo same script, sim sim round this kwa sahani, same answer.
Kesho ni apples, na confidence unararua zote nne ukiwa distracted na ka job unafanya. Then unaskia, haaaaa, yaani umekula zote. For a moment you are dazed like a hare in between the headlamps. Although ni kitu ndogo, inakusumbua akili for a while. are you inconsiderate. Then you think it may have been a trap even if it was set subconsciously.
Ama its a game thats played in relationships, sijui!

uliza your faggot friend,hata sisi hatujui

buda you and your low iq hamia santa fe already

Sim Sim kwa sahani! What? Bado ziko? My man comes first! Akiskia akule apples zote, ni Sawa…sokoni hazijaisha! The ratio should be 3:1…you eat three apples bibi moja!

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my kids come first. The first question i ask is. watoto wamekula. sii watoto wanakuangalia ukijibonda.

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Can I marry you FP I want a woman like you to give me all the sex I want and all the food I want.

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sim sim bado ziko tena sana.

When my uncle (now retired and broke) was working as a senior manager, he’d go home with a goat head akitoka bar. Asubuhi anajibona hadi ashibe while the kids salivate for the left over juu nyama in that house was rare. Not rare. He never once bought meat ya nyumbani

watoi bado

Huyo si alikuwa mtu mean bana

gay

yenyewe alikuwa mtu mashida shida na ungesema alikuwa watchman,kichwa ya mbuzi ni nyama kweli?

Serves him right to be broke in his retirement age…now his kids can eat all the meat they want

ghai si raha ni kukula the good things in life with friends and family and seeing the smiles in their faces, huyo alikua mchoyo sana

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Yeah… He’s now a miserable old man with no kids and a wife who wishes him dead… Aloud. Yani zile za ‘kai utangikua mburi ino’ :smiley:

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Ha ha, reminding him of the goat heads he used to eat.

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:D:D:D,reminds mi of the old days when we were kids,it was a crime to get closer or even watch your elders eat…ukae huko nyuma hadi uitiwe

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Was probably a good idea on their part … I wouldn’t want to have @SCAVENGER when I’m eating either

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Why do some fathers do that? That teaches kids to be selfish and inconsiderate.

I can relate but that used only to happen when wageni wa maana came home. Wale wa kutandikiwa vitambaa safi kwa viti. :D:D