Gathecha and Raila.

Raila never shuts up. Never ever. I will get to that later.

I think Gathecha realized he had fucked up the economy big time, last year or some time before that. And he knew that he would at one point require Raila’s help whether before the elections or after.

The way Raila hunkered down and shut up, iko kitu. Sio normal. Even the way Odm M.P.s went into that forum today and came out looking like the dead… ni kunoma.

The prince fucked up. Hii ni ile moment ya all hands on deck. When you hear M.P.s talking austerity measures… sijui cutting trips, guzzlers etc. … it could very well imply, wataanza kukosa salaries soon.

Ukianza kuskia hadi internet itaongezwa 15% tax kuna kitu hawasemi. And the media is in on it. They are reporting in a somewhat restrained manner. Not to scare the public. Ukiona Raila ametulia hivo, iko jambo. The day Nakumatt collapsed alarm bells should’ve gone off about the nature of the economy. Something that big collapsing is not normal.

When you hear Raila supporting the 8% tax ni kundialala. Massive infrastructure projects na Prince haskii awachane nazo, coupled with this very ambitious constitution full of representation MCAs and what not, mainly looters themselves… something had to give.

Venezuela situation is beconing maybe?

jina gathecha ilitoka wapi?
what does it mean?
also, majamaa wenye wanachungia wanaume pesa kwa civil service, mumelipwa?

I think the government is broke but individual people have money. Gava haina pesa juu KRA don’t know how to tax properly.

Truedat but 90% of those that are minted have stolen the money from the Government. Now right there is the sad bit.

Hii hata sio ngumu kuelewa. Hata nyumbani ukiwa na salary ya ksh 100,000 per year lakini unakazana kutengeneza budget ya ksh 200,000, iko siku utalala nje na nyumba yako kuchukuliwa, uliza Jirongo. First law of economics = live within your means. Mambo ya Kenyan government officials living lifestyle of a first world country imefilisisha nchi. Nchi imefirwa.

Gatheca =mtiaji

The simple truth is that the whole lot is corrupt to the core. The handshake was sealed on this and ONLY this premise.
UK: Eti munasema corruption? Hii (documents tabled) umewekelewa ama ?
RAO: (after perusing) Cia mucii ti como !
UK: Ndugitige urimu wa BBC.
RAO: Urakihutia.
UK: Pitia Rotich.

Fast forward.
Mbadi Monday 17/9
“we will never support that bill we better die”
Phone call: UK to RA
Mbadi Tues 18/9
“After serious consultation’s we support…”"

Case closed.
Bila lube officially sanctioned.

thanks

Anyone saw the irony in Orengo calling a press conference to castigate jubilee extravagance, same Orengo who went on a joy ride to Russia to ‘benchmark’ and all he with his fellow joyriders can show for it is a copy pasted report.
In Kenya we aren’t angry about the corruption, we get real annoyed at not being the ones eating.

Rao alicheki left right then left again akaona it’s been four times I have asked Kenyans to give me a chance to offer alternative leadership and four times they have never allowed me !!! Well being the fox he is he had one ace lined up his sleeve take a fuckin huge payout and gtfoh …he showed Kenyans the middle finger and left them to their own devices honestly hata angekua wewe you would have done the same…bring your own lube

Mtu aniwekee ile meme yenye mzee anapuliza fan kwa Ash after proper shafting!

When one also sees Gathecha going out of character to go after run away corruption and it’s perpetrators, that’s a sign ni kubaya.

@Purple hata sio mambo na tax. Sasa tuseme wewe ukuwe president leo halafu kitu ya kwanza unafanya ukiingia state house ni kuleta ma slay queen wako wa zamani na maboy mlisoma nao high school na unawapatia jobs… ati sharing the love. Na ma relatives wako pia. Ati you started from the bottom, sasa mmefika.

I still remember Khalwale complaining about this matter very strongly in 2013. And Khalwale looks like a man who knows this stuff. Khalwale looks like a man with worldy experience especially as concerns women. Khalwale akikuambia wachana na kitu, wachana tu nayo!

Si soon enough shida ilianza na Waiguru? Tukaambiwa pick up ilikuwa inachapwa reverse pale family bank tao 6p.m jioni DAILY!! Ka pick up kama ile ya budspencer ya white kanajazwa bank notes hadi karibu kalipuke miguu. Hata dere akakuwa millionaire !! Anajilipa akisafirisha.

Kabura ndio alikuwa field supervisor. Ali count magunia hadi hesabu ikamshinda. She was counting money in terms of sacks not bundles, SACKS!!

Like Pablo Escobar. Na prince gathecha akakataa kuamini, sweetheart anaeza mtenda hivo. Nchi itabaki aje mkiiba hivyo? Nchi itabaki aje???

Saa hii ndio ati anajaribu ku-react. But I still believe many of those sacks were his.

Tembea Nairobi soon ujionee zile nyumba newly minted mbirrioneas wanajenga. Hata hawafichi pesa mbali, ziko hapa tu Nairobi, Westlands, Loresho, Hurlingham etc.

Gathecha anasema atabomoa… ubomoe aje buda??

Gathecha means kadunga.
Sasa kalaze kende.

Actually that is not altogether true. KRA is probably one of the most if not the most efficient body. Hello POLITICS! As we speak yule jamaa wa mashamba will do an unprecedented campaign. (Remember his peasant background plus hustler card - we can do what THEY can do). Who will fund this. Campaign contributors call ‘above’ ! kRA is told “go slow”. Who pays ultimately? Say it with me :WANJIKU.

Calm down, inchi iko sawa. Just realised that banks have reported impressive numbers this half. Cash reserve iko… shilingi bado inanguvu. Watu wanapesa bwana.

Mambo ya tax lazima ai, but I see a bright future.

“Pesa iko, kutoa kwa mfuko ndio shida”. Gava lazima itumie njia zote.

2022 hope you guys will not have memory lapse.

mluhya wananchi hatuna kitu banaa hata nimewacha kunywa njemson nakunywa jugdaniels

Uwongo. I find it hard to believe that life has become more financially challenging for the middle class. The only guys who are genuinely suffering ni peasant class, but that isn’t new. The government could be as rich as its citizens if they sealed all tax loopholes and taxed people in the informal sector.

I agree with you that corruption is a drag on the economy. That, and an over bloated government have been addressed as frontiers for cutting down waste. However, more scrutiny is needed on the KRA side (government revenue). Their projection is about $1.2 trillion this fiscal year but this figure can be easily doubled with a more discerning tax formula.
Kenyans have no idea what paying crazy taxes can look like, wakuje huku first world where we are taxed to death bila kusumbua. :smiley:

Hehehe, ati nakumatt kuanguka ukajua ni kubaya…
Ile meme ya Idi Admin alicheka please