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Purr_27

Village Elder
#2
Kwani valentine siku hizi amebeat aje?

I read somewhere where the woman made her boyfriend to act like a rapist ati aruke kwa window usiku with a pantyhose for a mask over his face throw her around before kum"rape".

Wanawake are strange beings.
Lol thats a strange woman
 

Ka-Buda

Village Elder
#4
Kwani valentine siku hizi amebeat aje?

I read somewhere where the woman made her boyfriend to act like a rapist ati aruke kwa window usiku with a pantyhose for a mask over his face throw her around before kum"rape".

Wanawake are strange beings.
I had a TZ chick she wouldn`t cum mpaka ni mtukane and the worse the matusi got and the rougher i got while namtukana the more she liked it.
My only problem was i would run out of matusi za Kiswahili so i would switch to Kikuyu insults and it was so embarrassing when tushamaliza alafu anataka ni-explain the meaning......Eishhh
She ranks on top of the best shags i have ever had though,nothing was too sacred in the bedroom and we did some crazy shit that i have never repeated.
 

Ice_Cube

Village Chief
#5
I had a TZ chick she wouldn`t cum mpaka ni mtukane and the worse the matusi got and the rougher i got while namtukana the more she liked it.
My only problem was i would run out of matusi za Kiswahili so i would switch to Kikuyu insults and it was so embarrassing when tushamaliza alafu anataka ni-explain the meaning......Eishhh
She ranks on top of the best shags i have ever had though,nothing was too sacred in the bedroom and we did some crazy shit that i have never repeated.


:D:D:D
 

Wakanyama

Village Elder
#6
I had a TZ chick she wouldn`t cum mpaka ni mtukane and the worse the matusi got and the rougher i got while namtukana the more she liked it.
My only problem was i would run out of matusi za Kiswahili so i would switch to Kikuyu insults and it was so embarrassing when tushamaliza alafu anataka ni-explain the meaning......Eishhh
She ranks on top of the best shags i have ever had though,nothing was too sacred in the bedroom and we did some crazy shit that i have never repeated.
is she the one that you deep fried her placenta and ate it?
 

pamba

Village Sponsor
#7
I had a TZ chick she wouldn`t cum mpaka ni mtukane and the worse the matusi got and the rougher i got while namtukana the more she liked it.
My only problem was i would run out of matusi za Kiswahili so i would switch to Kikuyu insults and it was so embarrassing when tushamaliza alafu anataka ni-explain the meaning......Eishhh
She ranks on top of the best shags i have ever had though,nothing was too sacred in the bedroom and we did some crazy shit that i have never repeated.
Hekaya on sunday.
 

jameson

Senior Villager
#9
I had a TZ chick she wouldn`t cum mpaka ni mtukane and the worse the matusi got and the rougher i got while namtukana the more she liked it.
My only problem was i would run out of matusi za Kiswahili so i would switch to Kikuyu insults and it was so embarrassing when tushamaliza alafu anataka ni-explain the meaning......Eishhh
She ranks on top of the best shags i have ever had though,nothing was too sacred in the bedroom and we did some crazy shit that i have never repeated.
Thats some kinky woman...i once tried talking dirty to a woman during dry fry, ilibidi niombe msamaha ndio nipatiwe nafasi niendelee
 

Ka-Buda

Village Elder
#12
Jameni mpenzi wangu kabuda nakusihi unitusi wakati wa ngono *heavy TZ accent*
Thats strange
No,we would be doing it(especially doggy her favourite style) and then all of a sudden naskia ameanza...."NITUKANE!,NITUKANE! KUBABAYO NITUKANE!NITUKANE!!...."
I am so embarrassed just thinking of the shit i would come up with i hope she never recorded it i would cringe to death if i saw myself...but hey,what an experience!!!!
 

Wakanyama

Village Elder
#13
No,we would be doing it(especially doggy her favourite style) and then all of a sudden naskia ameanza...."NITUKANE!,NITUKANE! Kabuda shoga NITUKANE!NITUKANE!!...."
I am so embarrassed just thinking of the shit i would come up with i hope she never recorded it i would cringe to death if i saw myself...but hey,what an experience!!!!
wacha panganga,just tell what made you eat a human placenta knowing that we even stop cows from eating it
 
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Fala 12

Kijana Fupi Nono Round
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No,we would be doing it(especially doggy her favourite style) and then all of a sudden naskia ameanza...."NITUKANE!,NITUKANE! KUBABAYO NITUKANE!NITUKANE!!...."
I am so embarrassed just thinking of the shit i would come up with i hope she never recorded it i would cringe to death if i saw myself...but hey,what an experience!!!!
at this stage ya hii hekaya, mbisha ama sketch ni muhimu
 
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